kaln

noun

Based from the word clan, kaln is used in the stead of klan in situations where a person wishes to make oneself appear elitist or l33t online without the implications of involvment with the ku klux klan.

It's origins are actually from a person's online misspelling of klan, of which they did not mind the racist association.
OMG! giv me my stuff back i'll get my kaln to kick your ass!
by Nate August 31, 2004
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metros

Wank club which smells of pee, where the bouncers are dumb and the prices are high.

Don't go there, you'll come out smelling of all types of shit and sweating your bollocks off.
Wanna come to metros tonight?
Fuck off, I'd rather die.
by Nate April 26, 2005
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superior wang

what ladies call my dick cuz they like gettin off on it
LADY: "Oooh, Nate! I just came on your superior wang!"
by Nate June 05, 2003
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lma

A sarcastic derivative of lmao, lma means that you know what your friend just said was a horrible joke that he is laughing, and you think it was pathetic and don't really want to laugh at it all.
Person 1: Why did the republican cross the road?
Person 2: ?
Person 1: TO KILL BABIES!! LOLOLOLOL
Person 2: lma...
Person 1: *explodes*
by Nate August 12, 2004
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dickspittle

noun

Used in conversation as meaning to be insignificant, unimportant or irrelevant dickspittle the word actually refers to the urine that remains in the forskin of an uncircumcised man's penis when he goes to the washroom.

The word can be used as an insult (to be called unimportant), to reject a proposal (similar to saying, "hell no") or as a description of an object or situation.

Words that can be used similarly include flyspeck, pissass and dirtbag based on the situation.
Example One:

Man One: Why don't we go out and get some drinks, forget all life's worries?
Man Two: Dickspittle! I am not in the mood to waste my life away.

Example Two:

Woman One: Oh, let's go out into the country, it would be ever so much fun!
Woman Two: No, I won't be going of to some dickspittle farm in the middle of nowhere.
by Nate July 07, 2004
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space-basing

the act of smoking a mixture of crack cocaine and pcp, causing an intense, but spaced out high.
watch out for those crazy headbangers, i know they were space-basing
by nate March 18, 2005
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peo

This computer is a peo.
by nate March 22, 2003
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