Definitions by Nasty_Ben

chugawatt 

The amount of energy it takes an Indian to get up off of the sofa and get a beer or smoke. Refer to the megachugawatt, the gigachugawatt and the the terrachugawatt for large units of energy.

Did you see that? The chief just just burned a whole chugawatt getting that beer.

chugawatt by Nasty_Ben June 20, 2008

megachugawatt 

The amount of enery an Indian burns in the process of going to the post office, getting the government cheque then cashing it. This is the most common unit of Indian energy. Also see chugawatt, gigachugawatt and terrachugawatt for more Indian energy units of measure.

Holy crap, it's Thursday. Looks like I have to get up and burn a megachugawatt, I'm running low on beer and smokes.

megachugawatt by Nasty_Ben June 20, 2008

gigachugawatt 

The amount of energy it takes an Indian to build a casino, this is rarely achieved. Refer to chugawatt, megachugawatt and terrachugawatt for more Indian units of energy.

Wow, the cheif finally burnt a gigachugawatt and got that casino built. No one else in the village has ever done that before.

gigachugawatt by Nasty_Ben June 20, 2008

terrachugawatt 

This unit of Indian has never and will never be achieved, it is the equivilant to the burning of one calorie.

Some Indian Kid: Did you hear the rumors, they say little chief burnt a terrachugawatt.

Another Indian Kid: No way, that's impossible!

terrachugawatt by Nasty_Ben June 20, 2008