Definitions by Naomi

absofuckinglutely 

Comes from the first episode of sex & the city.

A combination of the expressions "absolutely" and "fuck yeah" (absofuckinglutely) that means a very firmative yes

Carrie asks Mr. Big if he's ever been in love and he says "absofuckinglutely."

Big often used this term.

absofuckinglutely by Naomi December 25, 2004

Bogart 

To hold onto something for too long when you are supposed to pass it on.

Oh sorry didn't mean to bogart the pipe. Here.

Bogart by Naomi December 25, 2004

Two Bob Cunt 

Used in the Libertines song "What A Waster", this phrase means "Cheap Whore"

Mind your bleedin' own, you two bob cunt.

Two Bob Cunt by Naomi September 2, 2004

Well Goff 

A phrase used to describe people who try all too hard to be different and alternative. They ususally have websites full of their angst filled poetry, and love to tell others of their "pain".

Goff: "I cry tears of blood, my heart is in the mud."

Naomi: "Jesus christ, you're well goff"

Well Goff by Naomi September 2, 2004

Fruits Basket

A shoujo anime series starring a 16 year-old girl who finds herself in many strenuous sexual hijinks with the Sohma family (who happens to turn into the twelve animals of the Chinese Zodiac when hugged by a member of the opposite sex). So kawaii!

Fruits Basket is the best anime series ever!

Fruits Basket by Naomi August 7, 2004

placebo 

A truely spiffing band. Sadly, people only seem to take notice of the sexy lead singer, and not the other two sexy members! They are friends with David Bowie, which makes them even cooler. Look out for the bassist's dance moves, they rule.

Oh my, when I saw Placebo live I was about two feet away from Stefan's hips *drools*

placebo by Naomi June 27, 2004

glastonbury 

A long-running Bristish music festival, which happens once a year in the summer for three days. The weather is typically rainy and the ground is often muddy. Magic Mushrooms are popular there.

"Man, I got so fucked on shrooms at glasto"

glastonbury by Naomi June 27, 2004