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A badass, classic monster. It resembles a human, except for it's long, sharp fangs, and unusually pale skin. It lives on blood, sucking it from it's victims by biting them, usually on the neck. Similar to a zombie, the victim either dies, or turns into a vampire.
A vampire sleeps in a coffin during the day, as it will burn in the daylight. It is also often associated with bats.
Not to be confused with a sparkling little fucking FAIRY that stalks girls in high school 1/8 their age.
A vampire sleeps in a coffin during the day, as it will burn in the daylight. It is also often associated with bats.
Not to be confused with a sparkling little fucking FAIRY that stalks girls in high school 1/8 their age.
Girl: OMGG EDWARD IS SOOOOO HAWT!!!!1!!ONE1!!!!!
Boy: Please die..
This is an example of how the Vampire has been tainted forever.
Boy: Please die..
This is an example of how the Vampire has been tainted forever.
by Name removed by the NSA December 13, 2013
Get the Vampiremug. 1.Waste expelled from the body through the anus
2.An exclamation, usually of displeasure or fear
3.What you are a piece of for looking this up on the Urban Dictionary
2.An exclamation, usually of displeasure or fear
3.What you are a piece of for looking this up on the Urban Dictionary
by Name removed by the NSA December 3, 2013
Get the Shitmug. by Name removed by the NSA January 3, 2014
Get the The NSAmug. A person who tries to prove the non-existence of an entity that resides outside of the universe using the laws of the universe
by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013
Get the Atheistmug. 1. Abbreviation for "Laugh out Loud". Substitution for laughter.
2. How girls on the internet let guys know that they do anal
2. How girls on the internet let guys know that they do anal
1. A- why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from your mother's ugly face!
B- What's the difference between your penis and your jokes? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
C- lol
A- F**k you
B- lol
D- lol
2. See slut
B- What's the difference between your penis and your jokes? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
C- lol
A- F**k you
B- lol
D- lol
2. See slut
by Name removed by the NSA December 5, 2013
Get the Lolmug. 1. What the hell? Dude, look at this red water!
2. If you walk into red water, it will give you a health boost *snicker snicker*
3. I can't come to your party, sorry. The red water's flowing, if you know what I mean..
2. If you walk into red water, it will give you a health boost *snicker snicker*
3. I can't come to your party, sorry. The red water's flowing, if you know what I mean..
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Get the Red Watermug. by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013
Get the Nerdmug.