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Atheist

A person who tries to prove the non-existence of an entity that resides outside of the universe using the laws of the universe
There is nothing wrong with being Atheist. This is just my opinion.
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Vampire

A badass, classic monster. It resembles a human, except for it's long, sharp fangs, and unusually pale skin. It lives on blood, sucking it from it's victims by biting them, usually on the neck. Similar to a zombie, the victim either dies, or turns into a vampire.

A vampire sleeps in a coffin during the day, as it will burn in the daylight. It is also often associated with bats.

Not to be confused with a sparkling little fucking FAIRY that stalks girls in high school 1/8 their age.
Girl: OMGG EDWARD IS SOOOOO HAWT!!!!1!!ONE1!!!!!

Boy: Please die..

This is an example of how the Vampire has been tainted forever.
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Tsar bomba

The one thing, other than Chuck Norris' foot, that if you see, you immediately know you are going to die
What more is there to say? Its Tsar Bomba
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Firecracker

A small explosive generally used by really stupid people
We had a blast playing with firecrackers- until someone got hurt
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Lol

1. Abbreviation for "Laugh out Loud". Substitution for laughter.

2. How girls on the internet let guys know that they do anal
1. A- why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from your mother's ugly face!

B- What's the difference between your penis and your jokes? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

C- lol

A- F**k you

B- lol

D- lol

2. See slut
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Ewoks

Ewoks are teddy-bear like creatures from Star Wars that live on the planet Endor.

But do not be fooled by their cuteness. These badass little motherfuckers will fuck you up. And just when you think they're done fucking you up, they'll fuck you up again.

There is a reason why you don't see any other animals on Endor; because the Ewoks fucking killed them all. And the ones that they didn't kill are too scared of getting their fucking skins ripped off to show themselves. Nothing on Endor breathes without the Ewoks' permission. Once, they found a Jedi, and they tried to COOK HIM. Then, they encountered an entire legion of the Empire's best troops, and they kicked their asses using nothing but rocks, logs, and a few catapults.

Never mess with an Ewok. They will kill you, and play drums with your FUCKING SKULL. At least, if one of 'em doesn't decide to use it as a HAT.
a: Oh look, Ewoks!

Ewoks: Oh look, dinner!
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Urban dictionary

Why the fuck do you have to look up "urban dictionary" on the fucking URBAN DICTIONARY!?
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