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Hump day

Wednesday. The "hump" of the week.

Uh oh... Guess what day it is!

Guess. What. Day. It. Is.
Eh?
Hey, julie, guess what day it is?
Oh come on, I know you can hear me!
Mikemikemikemikemike!
What day is it mike?
Hehehuhaha!
Lesley, guess what today is!
(It's hump day)
WooWOO!!

HuMP DaEEEYYY! Yeah!

by Name removed by the NSA December 6, 2013

everyone on the internet

Either creeps or illiterates, usually both.

Everyone on the internet duz not no how 2 spell.

by Name removed by the NSA December 19, 2013

Apple

An awesome computer hardware and software company that revolutionized the cell phone market three times (iPod, iPhone, iPad), and is constantly competing with exxon for the title of richest company in the world.

For some reason, a lot of people have come to hate it, even though they are the ones who made it such a huge company in the first place by buying all their products.

1- Man, Apple products suck! Why do people keep buying them!

2- Bitch, please. It's Apple.

by Name removed by the NSA December 14, 2013

Twilight

The most famous keyboard slam of all time

Girl- want to watch twilight?

Boy- sure! *shoots himself*

by Name removed by the NSA December 5, 2013

banana seeds

1. Seeds of the Banana fruit

2. Semen

1. When I was young, I was so picky I would try to take out all the banana seeds from the banana.

2. I planted some banana seeds in her last night.

by Name removed by the NSA December 17, 2013

Gay

10% of the Internet

Gay!

by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013

Internet

A vast network of data that is

40% pornography

30% cat pictures

19% creeps

10% advertisements

10% the word "gay"

1% relevant information

All of which is spied on by the NSA

People keep saying that we should go back to the "Glory days" of the 1950's. But we can't; now we have the internet.

by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013