by Name removed by the NSA December 08, 2013
Uh oh... Guess what day it is!
Guess. What. Day. It. Is.
Eh?
Hey, julie, guess what day it is?
Oh come on, I know you can hear me!
Mikemikemikemikemike!
What day is it mike?
Hehehuhaha!
Lesley, guess what today is!
(It's hump day)
WooWOO!!
HuMP DaEEEYYY! Yeah!
Guess. What. Day. It. Is.
Eh?
Hey, julie, guess what day it is?
Oh come on, I know you can hear me!
Mikemikemikemikemike!
What day is it mike?
Hehehuhaha!
Lesley, guess what today is!
(It's hump day)
WooWOO!!
HuMP DaEEEYYY! Yeah!
by Name removed by the NSA December 07, 2013
1.Waste expelled from the body through the anus
2.An exclamation, usually of displeasure or fear
3.What you are a piece of for looking this up on the Urban Dictionary
2.An exclamation, usually of displeasure or fear
3.What you are a piece of for looking this up on the Urban Dictionary
by Name removed by the NSA December 04, 2013
A vast network of data that is
40% pornography
30% cat pictures
19% creeps
10% advertisements
10% the word "gay"
1% relevant information
All of which is spied on by the NSA
40% pornography
30% cat pictures
19% creeps
10% advertisements
10% the word "gay"
1% relevant information
All of which is spied on by the NSA
People keep saying that we should go back to the "Glory days" of the 1950's. But we can't; now we have the internet.
by Name removed by the NSA November 16, 2013
1. When I was young, I was so picky I would try to take out all the banana seeds from the banana.
2. I planted some banana seeds in her last night.
2. I planted some banana seeds in her last night.
by Name removed by the NSA December 17, 2013
One of the greatest websites in the history of man.
One can browse randomly selected funny pictures that will almost always make you crack up.
One can also submit their own picture to damnlol.
The only downside is all the ads for shitty games, or the occasional pop-up that usually leads to a porn site.
Also has an almost unlimited supply of knockoff sites (dmanlol.com, damnlo.com, etc.)
One can browse randomly selected funny pictures that will almost always make you crack up.
One can also submit their own picture to damnlol.
The only downside is all the ads for shitty games, or the occasional pop-up that usually leads to a porn site.
Also has an almost unlimited supply of knockoff sites (dmanlol.com, damnlo.com, etc.)
by Name removed by the NSA December 08, 2013
The one thing, other than Chuck Norris' foot, that if you see, you immediately know you are going to die
What more is there to say? Its Tsar Bomba
by Name removed by the NSA November 16, 2013