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You be epic bowling ball

This meme makes less sense that your life.

Someone: "You be epic bowling ball"
Someone else: "Hey"

You be epic bowling ball by NO ONE OWNS THIS ACCOUNT October 9, 2019

Howard Potts

You will find out who that is after you watch “Avengers Endgame”.

Guy: “Rest In Peace Howard Potts.”
Some guy who didn’t watch endgame: “Who?”

Howard Potts by NO ONE OWNS THIS ACCOUNT April 29, 2019

kars-4-kids 

THE MOST FUCKING ANNOYING COMMERCIAL SONG THAT APPEARS ON THE RADIO OR TV

*radio goes into commercial break*

Little kid in the commercial: 1-877-kars-4-kids, k-a-r-s ka-

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kars-4-kids by NO ONE OWNS THIS ACCOUNT October 4, 2018

Stefán Karl Stefánsson 

Number 1. No fucking question.

If you say Stefán Karl Stefánsson is not Number 1, kys.

Stefán Karl Stefánsson by NO ONE OWNS THIS ACCOUNT August 31, 2018