cruise

V. -- to try to seduce someone
Oh man, I went to the bar last night and I cruised the shit out of this girl, I did such a good job at cruising her, her boyfriend wanted me to take him home too.
by nigel May 06, 2004
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lash

The word lash cub be used 2 describe Nigel
Do u no Nigel?...He's LASH!
Lurgan is LASH
Hamo wishes he was LASH
by Nigel November 25, 2004
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Creepy Crawls

to stalk someone with a far less sinister intent, however, with far less skill
I saw this girl at the mall the other day, and I got in some creepy crawls hoping to see her try some panties on.
by nigel May 06, 2004
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mufty

a ponce, twiddler, or Garragiola.
Left to his own devices that mufty would never have mentioned the fop's fob.
by Nigel January 22, 2005
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makin' wafles

Yo why u so sticky what were u makin' wafles?
by Nigel May 05, 2005
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blow fuck

A utility insult, like ass hat; the blow indicates that there is no substance, a bullshitter, pejoratively riding on the coattails of blow job. Fuck is just the usual super insult puncuation.
What a blow fuck!
I came this close to hitting that blow fuck!
by Nigel September 09, 2004
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Lebroned

to get strung along over a long period of time with the implicit notion that a great partnership will be the reward for showing commitment. then at the moment of the anticipated union, a betrayal in epically cruel fashion takes place. leaving the loyal party feeling devastated while the other runs off with another 'sexier' partner. the betrayer pointing to the logical nature of "the decision", while completely ignoring the abject cruelty of it's delivery.
I was dating a friend once and after we got back from a Caribbean vacation she totally Lebroned me for some guy she worked with. We don't speak anymore.

I once had this great invention and an investor came to look at my product. I never heard from him again, but I was totally Lebroned when a year later I saw that guy on the cover of Forbes with my idea.
by nigel July 29, 2010
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