The Snonkey is a snake suited with the head of a donkey. Although usually viewed as a mythilogical creature, the snonkey has been rumored to exist within the unexplored deserts of Mauritania
As my little sister drew a picture of a Snonkey she whispered "I hate the Welsh..." I tried to explain to her that in fact the Snonkey may actually exist.
a cat that's stuck in a filing cabinet
Chip: Hey Bob, look over there.
Bob: What is it?
Chip: Another ficab, that's the 5th one we've had this week. Better tell that custodian not to put up the pitchfork just yet.
to harass one named "Joe".
"Hey Frank! There's that Joe again! Time to jorass him!"
A combination of the words: fart, shart, sh*t, poop and dump.
I think Mr. Yates just took a fashashipomp in his pants.