circlejerk

when a group of males all stand in a circle and everyone jerks the person os either the right or the left of them.

"Hey, are you guys up for a circle jerk, lets all go right."
"Ok, but I well have to stand out, I'm left handed"

by nick September 07, 2004

school shopping

a more pleasant sounding term for masturbation

I really need to go school shopping after school.

by Nick August 31, 2004

shit like a wookie

to make a super sized wookie tird.

Grrrr, hey get out my way, I have to shit like a wookie. I got a turtle head pokin', it's getting all emotional on me.

by nick May 25, 2005

yankees

best sports team ever in sports history. All you yankee haters hate us because you never win shit, it tok the red sox 86 years to win 1 of their 3 world series rings. YANKEES HAVE 26, all other teams suck compared to the yankees, so dont talk about the yankees when the team with the second most rings is the Cardinals with 9. Yankees have 17 more then the closedt team. BEST TEAM EVER!!!!!!!!!

The Yankees Win, Theeeeeee Yankees Win!!!!!

by Nick June 05, 2005

A popa John

When a steaming hot pizza is forcefully placed in an unsuspecting victim's pants.

Using Pizza with the intention of scorching genitals.

Josh pissed me off so i took my pizza and poppa john'ed him

by Nick April 12, 2006

bumlasers

A general, non-sensical, but highly satisfying curse.

Person A: Dude, my car was broken in to.
Person B: Bumlasers mate.

by Nick October 01, 2004

Hinsonic

The fat mother fucker. That is probably really gay; but afraid to admit. 2 One that never has sex. 3 one who consumes alochol.

That Kid is Hinsonic.

by Nick March 05, 2005