ball breaker

a fat chick who roles onto your left nut while you're sleeping

That fucking bitch is a real ball breaker - all 500 pounds of her.

by Nick October 18, 2003

Cotoured

Completely and totally dominated. Getting your ass spanked in a fight...literally. Like what happened to Tito by Randy Cotour in UFC.

Wes did you hear about B Nix?

Ya, I heard he got Cotoured by Nick when he was running his mouth!

by Nick November 18, 2003

take a hot bath

verb, to masturbate (female).

c'mon ladies....we all know what it means.

Nick blew me off last night, so I just stayed at home and 'took a hot bath'.

by nick April 29, 2004

Dirt merchant

kind of like peice of shit

Brandon your such a Dirt merchant

by Nick March 22, 2005

boxer

A migrant worker who boxes lettuce, tomatoes, and cabbage.

Jose, what do you do for work?

I'm a boxer. My whole family is professional boxer; whe box lettuce, tomatoes, cabbages.

by Nick November 17, 2003

hillbilly

An inbreed redneck, that likes to do his mom...catches racoons, and only has one tooth. Wears overalls and smells like a nasty skunk. Also lives in west virginia and has 6 toes on one foot

why was the tooth brush invented in west virginia..because if it wasnt, it would be called the teeth brush.
A hillbilly invented the tooth brush to brush his one tooth

by nick April 11, 2004

tossing off

to masterbate.

he is probably at home tossing off to some porn.

by nick April 11, 2003