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firecrotch

i have orang pubes...
by nick October 25, 2003
mugGet the firecrotchmug.

shlingadingdong

wow hes got a small shlingadingdong
by Nick November 10, 2003
mugGet the shlingadingdongmug.

deployed

To distribute persons systematically or strategically to a remote part of the planet with limited resources leaving them to their own resourcefulness, skill, strength and intestinal fortitude to return to their native habitat in one piece.
Your buddy woke up in Tunisia with a pair of ripped levi jeans, one air jordan and one pump sneaker both different sizes, a pencil, 4 grapes a fur coat and a rubberband with only 16 dollars and 81 cents in his pocket.

Sounds like somebody deployed him.

Yeah man, yeah, he probably screwed someone real bad to deserve that.

Hope he could remember his credit card number.
by nick June 16, 2005
mugGet the deployedmug.

this

1. this thing of ours, this thing that we do.
2. of or pertaining to business of a confidential nature.
3. an exchange of one good, service, or favor for another or any thing of value. This is often referred to as business.
Officer, how fast was I going?

You were going 99 in 25 zone you are going to jail unless I see this!

Officer, if you plug my girlfriend in the ass will this do?

Yes, son, just between you and me.
by nick April 22, 2005
mugGet the thismug.

Corperations

The owner, usualy/always is a rich selfish bastard who doesn't care if other people are dying from hunger or haven't got clean drinking water etc.. but cares more about how many family buissness he/she closed down today. So many millions of lives could have be/ could be saved if these people wern't so damn greedy. The main aim of corperations is to drive down the cost of making the product so they get make a better profit, this includes moving factories to countries like india where the minimum wage is many times lower than in the 1st world, in places such as these, child labour is often used. I'm not saying that they should move out and create unemployment for countries they have their factories, but they should increase their wages to at least the american minimum wage.

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They exploit loopholes in taxes to save money meaning we pay higher taxes to make up the difference or less money goes into the public sector which means the rich get richer and standards for poorer families go right down either way, 44 of 82 of america's top companies did not pay the standard corperation tax, but lower. 17% of these payed no taxes at all . Forbes magazine estimated this costs us $10 Billion year.
This is done by moving their headquaters to other countries, this being just one department.

The irs used to chase up these loopholes but have since given up. Instead, taxes on corperations have gone down by %26 while the average american tax went up by AT LEAST %13
Nike
Mcdonalds
Reebok
Quicksilver
all have factories in countries where the minimum wage is substantualy less than america and where child labour is used.
by Nick August 15, 2003
mugGet the Corperationsmug.

crack baby

1. A baby of a crack whore that is deformed.
2. A person you know that is high and acting retarded or unable to control themselves. Not a functioning social user.
3. A person that is addicted and jonesing for some of whatever they are addicted to, unable to obtain what they need they appear to be a crack baby.
I smoked a bowl and went to the Spring concert. I avoided crack baby status by keeping it together.
by nick May 23, 2006
mugGet the crack babymug.

large fatass

someone who sits on there ass and plays videos games and eats every 2 seconds....and is very fatsenormous
by nick January 12, 2004
mugGet the large fatassmug.

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