diaper

a soft sometimes mostly white fabric that feels good&is so soft all men&women should wear this!!!!

my mom wears diapers

by nick October 27, 2003

8 Seconds

When you are fucking a chick doggy style, put her in a full nelson, tell her she is the ugliest bitch you have ever seen, and then try and hang in there for 8 seconds.

I tried for the 8 seconds, and the bitch got me off.

by Nick May 21, 2004

Microsoft Works

1) Word processing program by the Microsoft Corporation

2) Oxymoron

1) Microsoft Works sucks, I'm going to get a bootlegged copy of Office.

2) Microsoft works? No it doesn't.

by Nick April 03, 2003

Scolding

The act of pulling out one's penis and slapping another individual with it, usually on the face.

Gunther's mom was getting out of line, so I scolded her in the face.

by Nick December 09, 2003

Derick Stacy

the biggest fag in the world. loves to be in the pen15 club

dude stop being such a derick stacy man.

by Nick December 13, 2004

metric bitch

a very large bitch; a unit of measurement defining an extremely large bitch; larger than an english bitch; a bitch that weighs a ton.

That chick is a metric bitch.

by nick May 06, 2007

sec

a group of really knowledgeable, hardworking and selfless individuals who really care.

Seriously Everyone Cares, about what, I have no idea.

by nick April 25, 2005