49 definition by NHRHS2010

Visitor: Where is Epworth residence?
Student: It is in East Campus. In order to get to East Campus, you must go through the Duke Graffiti Tunnel and then make a right.

Visitor: Graffiti tunnel!? Makes me wonder if graffiti is something that Duke students really like to do during spare time!

404 - Sorry, this page cannot be found

Shit! The 404 came back to haunt me!

1 new message!

Urban Dictionary - Travelin' Band was not published

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.

Are you kidding me!?!?! WTF!? Another one??? Why are Retarded Urban Dictionary editors taking over Urban Dictionary? I am also hearing stories from my friends complaining about how their definitions are rejected.

Typing in www.kayak.com...need to find a decent airfare...Problem loading page...WTF!?!?!

I wish I can come but I have a huge test coming up

*Cop 1: We seriously need to do something about those speeding cars going at least 30MPH over the limit on Beachline Expressway. All I did was to pull over cars 24/7 and write speeding tickets, and I am not even getting sleep! Plus, I didn't get to spend time with my mom on Mother's day.
*Cop 2: Yeah we should discuss this meeting. Let's see whether there are a lot of accidents from speeders and decide whether to raise speed limit to 90 or hire more traffic cops.

How the heck did that idiotic user find my comments? Oh yes, he was using the comment search! If it wasn't for this stupid feature then I won't get as much retarded comments waiting for me!