Mystery Man's definitions

Computer

The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.

The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

Final Flash

The ultimate act of ass-kicking.

Person 1: Damn man, you just got Final Flashed!
Person 2: (dies)

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

Stupidity of the Masses

People who add words to the dictionary such as 'Stupidity of the Masses'.

The Stupidity of the Masses is killing me. Literally.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

DahrkDaiz

l33t (but new) NES hacker

Go go DahrkDaiz

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

miss derringer

likes to bend over infront of young innocent children, has a distinctive smell, usually has a rather large nipple on, hangs out of tops on a regular basis, see munter

omg, miss D has a huge nipple on, she nearly poked my eye out

by mystery man April 19, 2005

Japan

A country filled with the best electronics and animation in the world.

I'm going to Japan for vacation.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

Happiness

The ideal that all seek but few find.

Did you see how much happiness there was in that movie? It made me want to puke.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003