Definitions by Mystery Man

Parasite 

Not to be confused with wordParasyte/word, this is a life-sucking organism that lives off the host.

Damn metroid parasites!

Parasite by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

DahrkDaiz 

l33t (but new) NES hacker

Go go DahrkDaiz

DahrkDaiz by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

Dumbass3789976 

jasukan

* jasukan is now known as Dumbass3789976

Dumbass3789976 by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

Computer 

The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.

The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.

Computer by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

dragonball z 

A popular anime worldwide. The series following Dragonball (or part of the manga with the same name), and preceding wordDragonball GT/word.

Did you see the episode of Dragonball Z where Gohan killed Cell?

dragonball z by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

Happiness

The ideal that all seek but few find.

Did you see how much happiness there was in that movie? It made me want to puke.

Happiness by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

Figurative language 

Funny words which mean you're saying something you don't literally mean.

English teachers like to give you nice terms like "Figurative language". It's just useless new names for things you already know.

Figurative language by Mystery Man January 28, 2003