My name's definitions

girlcream

The liquid or semi-liquid result of a female orgasm.

After I finished eating out Jenna, my face was covered with girlcream.

by my name February 4, 2003

Health Inspector

A large black man with a penis that stretches down to the floor who hangs out in prison showers waiting to anally rape the smaller prisoners. Featured in an episode of The Boondocks where Tom DuBois had a dream where he went to jail and dropped the soap in front of the Health Inspector.

"Nah, nah nigga, you ain't finished. I've been watching you. You ain't washed behind yo ears or nothin'. Look at me, see how I'm all clean and glistenin' and shit? That's hygiene nigga. You can call me the health inspecta. NOW PICK UP THE SOAP!! "-The Health Inspector

by My name June 24, 2006

Nyukkah

A bastardization of the word nigger. Very similar to nyukka in pronunciation.

"Wha's good nyukkah? Wha's really good?!?"-Stinkmeaner

by My name June 27, 2006

MTV

A stupid TV channel run by the head of the MTV corporation (a communazi), along with several subordinate communazis. They want to spread their idiotic rhetoric to the masses through crappy shows like TRL, in order to control the world and bring doom to us all.

Fight the red menace! Destroy MTV!

by My name December 30, 2005

Hot Topic

only good for band clothing (just because you can't make band clothing, and because you can't find it at thrift stores ANDDD because it's hard to order off the internet).
"hot topic, it's where the poseurs go"

when i actually go to the mall, i laugh at the people in hot topic.

by my name April 6, 2004

chick magnet

refer to chuck maggot

by my name August 25, 2003

Gooch slap

During intercourse the creating of a loud popping noise by slapping the area betwixt the scrotal sac and the rectal region

This is fun baby time for a gooch slap

by My name February 11, 2003