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Greenpeace
Was once an organization of well-rounded human beings asking the world's governments to take care of the environment. However, it was quickly overtaken by communazis, and thusly became an anti-government organization, obsessed with lying to people, making shit up, and scaring them shitless in order to sign some fucking petition banning dihydrogen monoxide, or water.
50% of the world's species are not going to be extinct in the next 20 years. The logging industry is not destroying the planet. Global Warming will not raise the Earth's temperature by 15 degrees in the next 10 years. Learn your fucking facts Greenpeace.
Greenpeace by My name April 23, 2006
American Economy
The only economy in the world that thrives on disease and death. Currently in a bit of a downward spiral thanks to the resident dumbass, George Bush
Cigarettes, Liquor, Guns, and Fast Food. Remove one of these key elements from the American economy, and it will crash. It's fact.
American Economy by My name April 19, 2006
Skating with Celebrities
Skating with Celebrities is a bullshit Reality TV show (not suprisingly on FOX), starring skaters nobody really gives a damn about, and celebrities that are not celebrities. (Does anybody even remember Dave Coulier?)
Skating with Celebrities by My name April 8, 2006
New England Patriots
Communists. It's interesting to note that the Patriots had all of this new-found success immediately after the September 11th attacks. The only reason that the New England Patriots won all of their Super Bowls as of late is because their team name is the patriots.
I wonder if the New England Patriots would have won any playoff games or Super Bowls if they changed their name to the New England Taliban.
New England Patriots by My name April 8, 2006
MTV
A stupid TV channel run by the head of the MTV corporation (a communazi), along with several subordinate communazis. They want to spread their idiotic rhetoric to the masses through crappy shows like TRL, in order to control the world and bring doom to us all.
Quahog
1. The fictional Rhode Island town in which the Griffin family (from Family Guy) resides.
2. A place where D.U.I. means "Drink Up If-you-please"
3. A mollusk
2. A place where D.U.I. means "Drink Up If-you-please"
3. A mollusk
All Along the Watchtower
Greatest rock song of all time. It was orginally written by Bob Dylan, but the famous (and best) version is the one performed by The Jimi Hendrix Experience, which contains an absolutely mind-blowing guitar solo which is widely regarded as one of the best of all time.
All Along the Watchtower by My name December 19, 2005