Morning Logging

In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.

Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?

by My grandma just ate some prune June 25, 2019

Parental Overthrow

When you are in the middle of having sex with someone and their parent walks in on you. You know they would be pissed to see you fucking their kid so before they say anything and call the cops on you, you say “You’re next buddy!” Now the parent is in shock and you have about three seconds to put your clothes back on and getting the fuck outa dodge.

Parental Overthrow saved my life last night.

by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019

Logan Johnson

A skin disease that an individual will get on there neck, It is not contagious, but it is incurable. This skin disease will not hurt the host in any way, shape or form. Most doctors will not know about this skin disease because only a select seven will get this disease.

This Logan Johnson on my neck makes it awkward to receive hickeys.

by My grandma just ate some prune April 07, 2019

The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris

That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.

It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.

You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.

The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.

by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019

Chip nigger

A derogatory term for a black man who has bad teeth.

Person1: Yo, look at that chip nigger
Person2: Bruh, what the fuck.

by My grandma just ate some prune June 22, 2019

Jackikazi

A male person in the act masturbating at the top of a building just shooting his load at the poor unexpected subjects below.

I was just walking down the street and a jackikazi nailed me in the eye.

by My grandma just ate some prune December 10, 2019

Utah Chilli Pepper

A condom that has been coated with chilli powder. This is used mostly for pranks and party favors.

I gave my bro a Utah Chilli Pepper and told him to be smart.

by My grandma just ate some prune April 04, 2019