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Logan Johnson

A skin disease that an individual will get on there neck, It is not contagious, but it is incurable. This skin disease will not hurt the host in any way, shape or form. Most doctors will not know about this skin disease because only a select seven will get this disease.

This Logan Johnson on my neck makes it awkward to receive hickeys.

by My grandma just ate some prune April 7, 2019

The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris

That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.

It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.

You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.

The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.

by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019

Orange Gambling

Originating in Orange County California, you get a bunch of your friends and one really hot girl, then all of your friends start jizzing into separate plastic cups. Who ever jizzes the most into their cup will get their limp dick sucked on by the hot bitch after she gargles your jizz that was in your cup. The losers have to watch her blow the winner

Orange Gambling was lit with stacy’s Mom

by My grandma just ate some prune April 6, 2019

Morning Logging

In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.

Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?

by My grandma just ate some prune June 25, 2019

Chip nigger

A derogatory term for a black man who has bad teeth.

Person1: Yo, look at that chip nigger
Person2: Bruh, what the fuck.

by My grandma just ate some prune June 22, 2019

“Bowling”

To have sex with someone, usually use this term when you are asking someone to fuck in front of your parents, your friends or in front of children

Yo, you wanna go “Bowling” tonight, I am really good at it.

by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019

Star Gazing

When you and your significant other go into a room and take off all of your clothes but you don’t do anything. You just stare at each others naked bodies, you don’t even make out.

So I was Star Gazing with Lisa, it was intense.

by My grandma just ate some prune March 27, 2020