Musty Musk Man's definitions

Femfuckboy

A Femfuckboy is someone who identifies as both a Femboy and a Fuckboy. Very different from a Fuckfemboy.

Joe is a Femfuckboy.

by Musty Musk Man July 5, 2023

DFMFB

“Damn Fine Mother Fucking Bitch”

“Heather is a DFMFB.”

by Musty Musk Man May 24, 2023

Wakey Leaks

A college football scandal involving the Wake Forest Demon Deacons playbook being stolen and given to their opponents by one of their assistant coaches, Tommy Elrod.

Wakey Leaks was the scandal that should have rocked the college football world.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

The Illuminati

The historical group known as the Bavarian “Illuminati” was a secret society founded on May 1st, 1776, in the Electorate of Bavaria. The society had stated goals including the opposition of religious and superstitious influences on public life, and fighting abuses of state power. Alongside Freemasonry, they were later outlawed in Bavaria by edict. Since then, the term is used to reference many groups that claim either direct or indirect lineage from the original Illuminati, as well as Freemasons and other groups under that umbrella.

Read the following to the tune of the chorus of “Shape of You” by Ed Sheeran:

I know a place that’s new,

Where reptilians butt-fuck Jews,

Alex Jones is up in there too,

It’s the Illuminati,

Last night they were snorting glue,

Until their faces turned bright blue,

I think I saw David Icke up in there too,

It’s the Illuminati,

Ooieooieooieooie,

It’s the Illuminati,

Ooieooieooieooie,

It’s the Illuminati,

Ooieooieooieooie,

It’s the Illuminati,

Everyday cooking up something brand new,

And now they’re gonna target you!

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

Genius of the World

What Elon Musks mother calls Elon Musk to make him feel better about himself.

“It is degrading to call my son wealthy, I prefer the term “genius of the world” to describe him.”

by Musty Musk Man February 11, 2025

Gruffalo

A fat hairy gigalo.

Look at that Gruffalo giving that dude head in the dark scary alley behind the Chinese food place!

by Musty Musk Man June 5, 2023

Wordington is Healing

When a post of an oiled up black man shaking his booty is posted to the subreddit r/Wordington, thus cleansing the inhabitants of Wordington from their sins.

Someone just posted the Thugshaker, Wordington is healing.

by Musty Musk Man April 12, 2024