Pussy Melter 9000

God sent his only son, Pussy Melter 9000, to save us all.”
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No Woman No Cry

A line originally from a Bob Marley song of the same name about comforting a woman and saying that he will come back for her. Ironically, it is now used by young bachelors around the world as a slogan about how they don’t need female companionship, romance, or sex, thus also making it the opposite of the line “All The Single Ladies.” It is also used a lot upon dumping a girl.

Recently, both the gay and transgender male communities have caught on to using this slogan as well. The gay community sees it as saying they are happy not dating women, and the trans male community uses it to distance themselves from the gender they identified as previously.

It is worth noting, however, that many women find this line offensive, sexist, and even as possible sexual harassment due to the fact they feel it ostracizes and dehumanizes them as objects. Most sensible people, however, have called them out on this clearly bullshit excuse.
“I just dumped that dumb bitch Sherry, no woman no cry!”
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Threesome

An excuse for horny bastards on Urban Dictionary to post their amateur smut.
I looked up threesome in the Urbin Doctionary and all I saw was smut.
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Washington Monument

The Worlds Largest Dildo

For Use by Your Mother.
My mother can only cum when using the good ol’ Washington Monument!
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Cuban Sunrise

A sex act involving the use of a branding iron to blind an eye for immense sexual gratification.
I’m giving Steve a Cuban Sunrise.
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Baguette Western

A genre of movie or theatrical production characterized by having stereotypical tropes of the western genre (ie gunfights, rodeos, lassoing bandits, sheriffs,) whilst set in a traditional French setting (ie a Paris restaurant, a Lyon chateau, or a Marseilles beach.)
The movie “Hoedown in Bordeaux” is defined as a comedic Baguette Western.
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DFMFB

Heather is a DFMFB.”
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