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A line originally from a Bob Marley song of the same name about comforting a woman and saying that he will come back for her. Ironically, it is now used by young bachelors around the world as a slogan about how they don’t need female companionship, romance, or sex, thus also making it the opposite of the line “All The Single Ladies.” It is also used a lot upon dumping a girl.
Recently, both the gay and transgender male communities have caught on to using this slogan as well. The gay community sees it as saying they are happy not dating women, and the trans male community uses it to distance themselves from the gender they identified as previously.
It is worth noting, however, that many women find this line offensive, sexist, and even as possible sexual harassment due to the fact they feel it ostracizes and dehumanizes them as objects. Most sensible people, however, have called them out on this clearly bullshit excuse.
Recently, both the gay and transgender male communities have caught on to using this slogan as well. The gay community sees it as saying they are happy not dating women, and the trans male community uses it to distance themselves from the gender they identified as previously.
It is worth noting, however, that many women find this line offensive, sexist, and even as possible sexual harassment due to the fact they feel it ostracizes and dehumanizes them as objects. Most sensible people, however, have called them out on this clearly bullshit excuse.
by Musty Musk Man July 5, 2023
Get the No Woman No Crymug. A Multi-Millionaire/Billionaire from the Middle East that flies Instagram models, pornstars, Onlyfans creators, and pretty much any woman that’s up to it, to where they live (almost always Qatar, the United Arab Emirates, or Bahrain,) in order to engage in sexual intercourse, especially if said intercourse involves scat play and/or other shit related fetishes.
Instagram model Kylie Frank was hired by a Doha Steamer to shit on his chest while he sucked on her tongue.
by Musty Musk Man June 27, 2025
Get the Doha Steamermug. The historical group known as the Bavarian “Illuminati” was a secret society founded on May 1st, 1776, in the Electorate of Bavaria. The society had stated goals including the opposition of religious and superstitious influences on public life, and fighting abuses of state power. Alongside Freemasonry, they were later outlawed in Bavaria by edict. Since then, the term is used to reference many groups that claim either direct or indirect lineage from the original Illuminati, as well as Freemasons and other groups under that umbrella.
Read the following to the tune of the chorus of “Shape of You” by Ed Sheeran:
I know a place that’s new,
Where reptilians butt-fuck Jews,
Alex Jones is up in there too,
It’s the Illuminati,
Last night they were snorting glue,
Until their faces turned bright blue,
I think I saw David Icke up in there too,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Everyday cooking up something brand new,
And now they’re gonna target you!
I know a place that’s new,
Where reptilians butt-fuck Jews,
Alex Jones is up in there too,
It’s the Illuminati,
Last night they were snorting glue,
Until their faces turned bright blue,
I think I saw David Icke up in there too,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Everyday cooking up something brand new,
And now they’re gonna target you!
by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025
Get the The Illuminatimug. One of the greatest family linkages ever to exist. Notable members include Ambatukam Omaygot, Ambassing Omaygot, Ambatublou Omaygot, Amkameeg Omaygot, and Imaeksplode Omaygot.
by Musty Musk Man July 5, 2023
Get the Omaygotmug. An endurance sport similar to the Olympic Triathlon, however, instead of running, biking, and swimming, the disciplines competed in are Stock Car Racing (ie NASCAR,) Hot Dog Eating, and throwing (American) footballs through toilet seats.
by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025
Get the American Triathlonmug. 
A genre of movie or theatrical production characterized by having stereotypical tropes of the western genre (ie gunfights, rodeos, lassoing bandits, sheriffs,) whilst set in a traditional French setting (ie a Paris restaurant, a Lyon chateau, or a Marseilles beach.)
by Musty Musk Man October 26, 2024
Get the Baguette Westernmug.