Musty Musk Man's definitions

tripping in the bathroom

What you do when you are single and broke

I am currently tripping in the bathroom good sir.

by Musty Musk Man May 24, 2023

Wrecking Balling

Scissoring, but the participants (most likely lesbians, could also potentially involve a man,) are obese.

Gorlock the Destroyer and Haggis went wrecking balling for 48 hours straight.

by Musty Musk Man January 17, 2025

Flinstones Gummy

1.) Those little hard candies you eat once a day to grow up big and strong.

2.) Slang term for Ecstasy mixed with Ketamine.

1.) I must eat one Flinstones Gummy every day to grow up big and strong!

2.) I am chronically addicted to Flinstones Gummies.

by Musty Musk Man May 24, 2023

Washington Monument

The Worlds Largest Dildo

For Use by Your Mother.

My mother can only cum when using the good ol’ Washington Monument!

by Musty Musk Man November 24, 2022

Cuban Sunrise

A sex act involving the use of a branding iron to blind an eye for immense sexual gratification.

I’m giving Steve a Cuban Sunrise.

by Musty Musk Man August 18, 2023

American Pentathlon

An American sport similar to the Olympic pentathlon, in which competitors compete in stock car racing, throwing (American) Footballs through toilet seats, hot dog eating, M16 automatic rifle marksmanship, and lite beer drinking.

I competed in the American Pentathlon event at the Amerilympics.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

Threesome

An excuse for horny bastards on Urban Dictionary to post their amateur smut.

I looked up threesome in the Urbin Doctionary and all I saw was smut.

by Musty Musk Man June 5, 2023