RUSSIAN state Funeral

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.

Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.

by Murray the K September 07, 2022

Cliche 19

The act of lumping all human colds flus stomachaches and allergies up with the coronavirus because you are too scared to see a doctor and get treatment.

Man he went to work on Monday but came down with a sudden case of cliche 19..

by Murray the K July 17, 2020

Bubonic plague

The fun loving lighthearted gentler cousin of Covid 19.

At least with the bubonic plague you can take antibiotics and get over the bacilli.

by Murray the K July 27, 2020

Intent to Blow

The delicate art of prejudging a goal as dead by blowing the whistle after it has crossed the goal line.

We got strangers moving into our neighborhood so quick take down the for sale signs as they threaten our intent to blow.

by Murray the K May 13, 2023

Domino distancing

The act of ordering a pizza during the Covid epidemic and it being delivered to your house faster than when times were normal.

Man as soon as I put down the phone they were domino distancing my doorbell 3 times.

by Murray the K July 27, 2020

Gymtendo

The art of not being able to work out at the gym while your home team advances to the next round in the playoffs.

WE COULD ALWAYS gymtendo our way to the Stanley Cup.

by Murray the K July 27, 2020

HAREM scarem

The act of blowing raspberries through your facemask while debating the opposite sex.

Man I wish she could feel the negative vibest she gave off during my harem scarem.

by Murray the K July 27, 2020