Murray the K's definitions

Bubonic plague

The fun loving lighthearted gentler cousin of Covid 19.

At least with the bubonic plague you can take antibiotics and get over the bacilli.

by Murray the K July 27, 2020

Motorola Ruhollah

The delicate art of picking up a Muslim call to prayer while you are talking into the walkie talkie.

He eliminated most of the squelch in his radio but couldn't get rid of motorola Ruhollah.

by Murray the K July 16, 2020

Domino distancing

The act of ordering a pizza during the Covid epidemic and it being delivered to your house faster than when times were normal.

Man as soon as I put down the phone they were domino distancing my doorbell 3 times.

by Murray the K July 27, 2020

lockdowntown

Only locking down select parts of the city.

Man he could lockdowntown if he didnt work in Area 51.

by Murray the K July 11, 2020

Intent to Blow

The delicate art of prejudging a goal as dead by blowing the whistle after it has crossed the goal line.

We got strangers moving into our neighborhood so quick take down the for sale signs as they threaten our intent to blow.

by Murray the K May 13, 2023

Greenland

A place where you send political opponents to die in the snow.

Im going to Greenland that asshole for goving me a Nazi salute!

by Murray the K January 26, 2025

Whodaddy

The art of poor leadership

THAT WHODADDY BUSDRIVER SPENT HALF AN HOUR PARKING THE BUS BEFORE HE LEFT WITHOIT ANY PASSENGERS.

by Murray the K July 16, 2020