Murray the K's definitions

lockdowntown

Only locking down select parts of the city.

Man he could lockdowntown if he didnt work in Area 51.

by Murray the K July 11, 2020

Gymtendo

The art of not being able to work out at the gym while your home team advances to the next round in the playoffs.

WE COULD ALWAYS gymtendo our way to the Stanley Cup.

by Murray the K July 27, 2020

The girl with colitus goes by...

As referenced in 1960s pop song about lsd...

Sue was also battling irritable bowl syndrome on her way to fleet street when the girl with colitus goes by...

by Murray the K September 12, 2022

Greenland

A place where you send political opponents to die in the snow.

Im going to Greenland that asshole for goving me a Nazi salute!

by Murray the K January 26, 2025

Intent to Blow

The delicate art of prejudging a goal as dead by blowing the whistle after it has crossed the goal line.

We got strangers moving into our neighborhood so quick take down the for sale signs as they threaten our intent to blow.

by Murray the K May 13, 2023

Whodaddy

The art of poor leadership

THAT WHODADDY BUSDRIVER SPENT HALF AN HOUR PARKING THE BUS BEFORE HE LEFT WITHOIT ANY PASSENGERS.

by Murray the K July 16, 2020

LeRoy

During the War of 1812 between Upper Canada and the United States vacation specialists LeRoys were busy running around the American forts with the good news theyd handed in their vacation requests two weeks early.

My vacation specialist LeRoy who is slso a blue vest told me he had slready submitted his vacation request on Friday afternoon even though we had two weeks

by Murray the K December 29, 2024