Definitions by Murray the K

The girl with colitus goes by... 

As referenced in 1960s pop song about lsd...

Sue was also battling irritable bowl syndrome on her way to fleet street when the girl with colitus goes by...

The girl with colitus goes by... by Murray the K September 12, 2022

RUSSIAN state Funeral 

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.

Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.

RUSSIAN state Funeral by Murray the K September 6, 2022

Gymtendo 

The art of not being able to work out at the gym while your home team advances to the next round in the playoffs.

WE COULD ALWAYS gymtendo our way to the Stanley Cup.

Gymtendo by Murray the K July 27, 2020

Domino distancing 

The act of ordering a pizza during the Covid epidemic and it being delivered to your house faster than when times were normal.

Man as soon as I put down the phone they were domino distancing my doorbell 3 times.

Domino distancing by Murray the K July 27, 2020

Bubonic plague 

The fun loving lighthearted gentler cousin of Covid 19.

At least with the bubonic plague you can take antibiotics and get over the bacilli.

Bubonic plague by Murray the K July 27, 2020

HAREM scarem 

The act of blowing raspberries through your facemask while debating the opposite sex.

Man I wish she could feel the negative vibest she gave off during my harem scarem.

HAREM scarem by Murray the K July 27, 2020

Whodaddy

The art of poor leadership

THAT WHODADDY BUSDRIVER SPENT HALF AN HOUR PARKING THE BUS BEFORE HE LEFT WITHOIT ANY PASSENGERS.

Whodaddy by Murray the K July 16, 2020