Murica Michelle's definitions
Resting bitch voice: "the voice equivalent of resting bitch face, where a nice person's tone of voice comes off unintentionally as if they're angry. The tone of voice can come off this way even if the nice person is saying nice things, it is all about tone of voice. Just as a person with rbf can be perfectly content and kind, so can a person with rbv. Rbv is most often apparent when a person is speaking emphatically, but can be apparent regardless of what the person is saying.
Cathy why do you sound so angry?
Cathy: I'm not angry at all.
Cal: She's not angry, she just has resting Bitch voice.
Cathy: I'm not angry at all.
Cal: She's not angry, she just has resting Bitch voice.
by Murica Michelle July 21, 2019

Respect, admiration and idolization of another man. Non-sexual. Celebrities, athletes and rock stars are often the object of the man crush.
You can not have a man crush on a friend of yours. That is simply a strong friendship.
Two possible conditions for determining if you have a man crush are:
1. Badly wanting to be that man.
2. If your man crush approached your significant other and began hitting on her, you would excuse yourself and let him have her, at least temporarily.
You can not have a man crush on a friend of yours. That is simply a strong friendship.
Two possible conditions for determining if you have a man crush are:
1. Badly wanting to be that man.
2. If your man crush approached your significant other and began hitting on her, you would excuse yourself and let him have her, at least temporarily.
I have a man crush on Sidney Crosby. I would likely sell my soul to be him and if he wanted to nail my girlfriend, I'd compliment him on his awesomeness and excuse myself.
by Murica Michelle January 4, 2008

1. In reference to yourself, very fucked, done for, finished, fucked yourself, or were fucked over badly. up shit creek fucked
by Murica Michelle July 4, 2006

A combination of nappy-headed, which is an insult of the tight, curly hair of blacks and ho, a common insult to black females.
by Murica Michelle April 19, 2007

I ate an extra-large meatlover's pizza and a pound of chicken wings yesterday, and today, I'm real bunged up.
by Murica Michelle February 4, 2007
