Definitions by Murdoc Kylburne

Wrap your crap 

A relatively polite way of saying "Eat shit you dickhead!" Also deployable, when someone is not willing to take the poop their dog has made on a public territory.

Hey mister! Your pet has left something here for you.
What is it?
Mr. Poop, please, wrap your crap.

Wrap your crap by Murdoc Kylburne April 16, 2020

ass-o'-ass 

This is what actually stands for the abbreviation S.O.S., which is either "ass on ass" or "ass of ass". When your vessel is in distress in the middle of a deep green sea, both versions are true.

Radio transmission: Our ship has lost control, we are adrift, without rudders we are sure to crush! Ass-o'-ass! Ass-o'-ass!

ass-o'-ass by Murdoc Kylburne April 13, 2020

Apestein 

A piece of hairy monkey in an expensive suit using its high rank position in Hollywood-about industry to fuck very young and attractive starlets to be legally prosecuted afterwards and eventually found dead in its prison cell after a second suicide attempt. Also as a verb, to act in such a manner.

- Hey, smartsy little intern! Wanna come & see my garage Saturday night?
- Do you want to Apestein it with me, boss?

- Nah. Don't dare come near me!

Apestein by Murdoc Kylburne March 22, 2020

Beer fear 

Mass hysteria connected with corona virus phobia. Ironically, the virus is called the same name as some shitty Mexican beer.

- Wanna go to bar and have a coupla beers with me?
- Nah, I got an acute case of beer fear.

Beer fear by Murdoc Kylburne March 17, 2020

ZBS 

(Pseudo) Abbreviation, coined in RuNet, derived from the Russian word "zeyebis", which broadly means "really fucking good".

- Do you like my new haircut?
- ZBS
- ?
- Really fucking good!!!

ZBS by Murdoc Kylburne January 27, 2020

First batch 

1. Alfa-female, bitch in charge.

2. One of those who came there first.

1. Girls, listen to me carefully, I'm the first batch here.
2. Hey, newby, don't ask silly questions. Look how I do it. I'm the first batch in this company.

First batch by Murdoc Kylburne July 3, 2019

PR-ace

1. Ace in public relations, like Edward Bernays himself, 100% pro, level 9999999, god of PR.
2. Faggot. Not gay. Not homosexual. Faggot. A very bad person.

- Do you know who Edward Bernays was?
- Yeah, he was a real PR-ace.
- True!

PR-ace by Murdoc Kylburne May 4, 2019