Murdoc Kylburne's definitions

Cheese us Chrispe!

Euphimistic exclamation "Jesus Christ" pronounced in a company of liberals, atheists, agnostics and other non-believers.

- Biden wins.
- Cheese us Chrispe! We're all doomed.

by Murdoc Kylburne March 9, 2021

ass-o'-ass

This is what actually stands for the abbreviation S.O.S., which is either "ass on ass" or "ass of ass". When your vessel is in distress in the middle of a deep green sea, both versions are true.

Radio transmission: Our ship has lost control, we are adrift, without rudders we are sure to crush! Ass-o'-ass! Ass-o'-ass!

by Murdoc Kylburne April 13, 2020

mother4care

Euphemism 4 motherfucker.

Don't mess with Dick. He's such a dick and mother4care.

by Murdoc Kylburne May 10, 2021

DonBass

The former South-West Ukrainian territory. Pain in the ass of the Ukrainian Nazi regime after their successful coup d'etat in Kiev in 2014. Rhymes with "dumbass".

- Do you support the Kievan regime?
- Nah, I hate Nazis of all sorts.
- Go to hell, go to DonBass, you dumbass!
- Go fuck yourself, Nazi bastard!

by Murdoc Kylburne March 3, 2022

hitlery clittorn

A radical fascist feminist dictator wannabe that ran for POTUS in 2016, but lost to a radical misogynist Tronald Dump.

Did you vote for hitlery clittorn in 2016? Oh, I see, you have a brain cancer.

by Murdoc Kylburne February 19, 2017

riding a white horse

A more polite way of saying you are taking a shit

A wife is calling her husband over the cell phone.
- Hello, darling! Where are you? I've checked the whole house and you're nowhere to be seen.
- Check the bathroom - I'm riding a white horse.
- Why are you so long there?
- I'm having a shy one. Tryin' to pinch one off.

by Murdoc Kylburne February 11, 2018

Blog job

Also a blogh job. A type of bullshit job - a pseudo business - that takes all of a person's time without any profit.

- Hey, John, what have you been doin' with yourself lately?
- Been doin' my blog job.
- Have you blown enough to rent a room and move away from your mama?
- Nah, a blog job is not that much paid as a blowjob...

by Murdoc Kylburne February 13, 2019