Definitions by MultiFest

politics 

Politics is a bunch of people standing around talking about who should be in charge of the government. Sometimes they use elections to decide who should be in charge. Other times they use things like hereditary blood lines. If none of this really works out, they just start killing each other.

Moma's don't let your babies grow up to do politics.

politics by MultiFest September 30, 2017

News

News is a way for journalists to make money. It's also a way for people to find out what's happening all over the place at any given time.

I want to go on one of those big fancy news shows.

News by MultiFest September 30, 2017

Religion 

Religion is a bunch of people standing around talking about what they think God is like. Or, if they are not monotheists, they stand around and talk about what other stuff is like. They talk about multiple Gods, or magic, or stuff about why people are here.

Religion is a good way to find other people who want to stand around talking about God.

Religion by MultiFest September 30, 2017

New York

New York is a city in the north eastern region of the United States. It is often described as a melting pot. This makes New York sound like a lot of fun. But, when you are inside the melting pot, the situation seems less pleasant. That's because you are being melted.

You can be victimized by a wide variety of cultures in New York.

New York by MultiFest September 30, 2017

Nuclear 

Nuclear stuff has something to do with things that are really small. I mean stuff that's probably smaller than an atom. Also, people who work with nuclear stuff have to where safety gear.

Kim Jong Un is threatening the world with nuclear attacks.

Nuclear by MultiFest September 30, 2017

Washington DC 

Washington DC is a place where politicians like to go and build government buildings like the White House. They also like to make changes to the law in those big rooms with all the seats.

Its easy to get laid at protests in Washington DC.

Washington DC by MultiFest September 30, 2017

Kim Jong Un 

Kim Jong Un is the dictator of North Korea. Critics have given him the nickname get-slim Kim. This is a criticism of his need for international food assistance.

North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un is busy bringing the sexy back into mass torture.

Kim Jong Un by MultiFest September 18, 2017