Definitions by MsCtrl

K-Y Jelly 

K-Y Jelly is a water-based, water-soluble personal lubricant produced by Johnson & Johnson. The initials "K-Y" are not known to represent any words — they were described by their originator as "arbitrary letters" — but are retained for their brand-identity. K-Y Jelly uses glycerin and hydroxyethyl cellulose as the lubricant. K-Y Jelly does not contain a spermicide.

My girlfriend has to quit having sex after about 15 minutes because her vagina starts to dry up, and it hurts her. So I used some K-Y Jelly to add moisture.

K-Y Jelly by MsCtrl January 24, 2009

Getting Fucked 

1. To have sexual intercourse.
2. To be take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize.
3. To make a mistake; bungle something.

I paid too much, I'm getting fucked on this deal. (victimized)
I'm going out tonight, I hope to be getting fucked later. (sexual)

Getting Fucked by MsCtrl January 24, 2009

Alms 

–noun (used with a singular or plural verb)
Money, food, or other donations given to the poor or needy; anything given as charity: The hands of the beggars were outstretched for alms.
-pl.n. Money or goods given as charity to the poor.
- Not found in the Old Testament, but repeatedly in the New.

A devout man . . . which gave much alms to the people.

Alms by MsCtrl January 24, 2009