Definitions by Ms. Awful
Unders Tent
A tent made out of stolen underpants taken from a crushes’ dirty laundry basket, created for the purpose of engaging in creepy behaviors.
“No, I don’t think I’m particularly creepy for watching bae’s live feed in my unders tent. The fact that I’m munching on her shedded eyelashes might push me over into creepster, though.
Unders Tent by Ms. Awful August 1, 2018
Shit the bed
"I hate my Samsung. I only had it a week before it shit the bed. I'm getting an iPhone."
When seeing the blue screen of death on your laptop: "Fuck! My computer just shit the bed!"
The lawnmower sputters to a stop in the middle of the yard. "There she goes--damn lawnmower just shit the bed.
After a disastrous first date: "Billy cooked for that hot girl on their first date. Talk about shitting the bed.
When seeing the blue screen of death on your laptop: "Fuck! My computer just shit the bed!"
The lawnmower sputters to a stop in the middle of the yard. "There she goes--damn lawnmower just shit the bed.
After a disastrous first date: "Billy cooked for that hot girl on their first date. Talk about shitting the bed.
Shit the bed by Ms. Awful May 21, 2015
blow my guts out
That bad Chinese takeout we ate last night made me blow my guts out. My roommate could totally hear me over Call of Duty.
Bradley ate two dozen hot wings. He was blowing his guts out all afternoon.
Bradley ate two dozen hot wings. He was blowing his guts out all afternoon.
blow my guts out by Ms. Awful May 18, 2015