To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.
During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later
A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…
At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette
2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later
A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…
At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette
2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)
by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 21, 2023
Jeff Bezos changed the stratos quo by giving all his money to charity instead of keeping it and re-investing it to make more
by Mrs Mrs Mrs November 16, 2022
Co-worker 1
What happened to Kevin?
Co-worker 2: Oh! I accidentally broke his egg yolks last night and today he needs them iced all day.
What happened to Kevin?
Co-worker 2: Oh! I accidentally broke his egg yolks last night and today he needs them iced all day.
by Mrs Mrs Mrs May 02, 2021
meaning someone wants to take your spirit and charm from you to use to gain favor or something they want because you are able to attain it. usually someone will start to copy some aspect of you or repeat words you say in order to get a handle of who you are and how to use, usually someone thing unique about you.
Woman 1: I really like how she gains lots of handsome men!
Woman 2: She has a good spirit doesn’t she? Take it! I can spirit you with her!
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Woman 2: Eyeing the woman. Starts to act like her
Woman 3: (goes to the bartender) so I’ll have that apple martini again, please! Thank you very much! Also, I like your haircut it suits you!
Woman 2: (goes to the bartender) repeats what woman 3 says: “so I’ll have that apple martini again, please! Thank you very much! Also, I like your haircut it suits you!”
Woman 3: (glances over) what do you think your doing?
Woman 2: I don’t know what you're taking about?
Woman 3: you’re trying to get me spirited with you? I’m leaving.
Woman 2: She has a good spirit doesn’t she? Take it! I can spirit you with her!
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Woman 2: Eyeing the woman. Starts to act like her
Woman 3: (goes to the bartender) so I’ll have that apple martini again, please! Thank you very much! Also, I like your haircut it suits you!
Woman 2: (goes to the bartender) repeats what woman 3 says: “so I’ll have that apple martini again, please! Thank you very much! Also, I like your haircut it suits you!”
Woman 3: (glances over) what do you think your doing?
Woman 2: I don’t know what you're taking about?
Woman 3: you’re trying to get me spirited with you? I’m leaving.
by Mrs Mrs Mrs September 02, 2022
when you wax your va-jay-jay and get an std; usually the waxing probes you to everything except immunity.
1: “So what happened?”
2: “remember when I got laid two weeks ago?
1: “yeah?”
2: “I got herpes…”
1: “shouldn’t have swaxed!”
2: “remember when I got laid two weeks ago?
1: “yeah?”
2: “I got herpes…”
1: “shouldn’t have swaxed!”
by Mrs Mrs Mrs April 29, 2022
When a Hylic is politely trying to keep their thoughts private from a vocal psychic and requests and demands not to be objectives without permission.
Woman one: “Oh he’s nice!”
Woman two: Don’t read please, I didn’t give you permission…
Man one ti Woman two: That wasn’t her giving me the compliment?
Woman two: no.
Woman two: Don’t read please, I didn’t give you permission…
Man one ti Woman two: That wasn’t her giving me the compliment?
Woman two: no.
by Mrs Mrs Mrs November 05, 2022
short for Californian. A Californian whose fun, zesty and fresh! They know when the jig is up and take things less serious than a bag of boring Lay’s.
Dude1: Who’s the Funyun?
Dude2: Oh that’s just Jrek, he’s from Bakersfield, CA.
Dude3: Oh hey, I’m Jrek, wants some Funyuns?
Dudes: (all laugh together)
Dude2: Oh that’s just Jrek, he’s from Bakersfield, CA.
Dude3: Oh hey, I’m Jrek, wants some Funyuns?
Dudes: (all laugh together)
by Mrs Mrs Mrs January 25, 2022