Pessimist

Someone who thinks bad things will forever remain bad unless previously good, and good things can very easily become bad.

Arguments regarding pessimism and optimism:
"Optimist!"
"Pessimist!"
"Whiny fucker!"
"Ignorant shit!"'
"Emo-ass teen who can't accept things can get better!"
Crowd gasp
"Sunshiney idiot who thinks the world is all sunshine and rainbows!"
Crowd gasp
"Hey, what about cynicism?"

(Both) "shut up, asshole!"

by MrMrMemeyGuy May 02, 2018

Marx

1: the last name of Karl Marx, a soviet politician who invented marxism and popularized communism
2: A villain from the video game series "Kirby" where he has an important role in Kirby Super Star and Kirby Super Star Ultra. In one of the sub-games "Milky Way Wishes" he tricks Kirby into helping him gain power of the clockwork kitty god and he would use that power to pull pranks on people if Kirby didn't kick his ass

Gamer: Just beat Marx today :D

Karl Marx died in March of 1883

by MrMrMemeyGuy June 18, 2017

Cancer

A diesease caused when one of your cells goes rogue and starts valueing its life over yours. So they kill you in an attept of survival.

Cancer

by MrMrMemeyGuy August 21, 2017

Normie

Outsiders to the meme community. AKA: not a "memer". They are also the target for slander because some random guy made random videos about explaining random jokes and it got random people's random panties in a random twist and then another random guy makes a random parody of the first random guy which causes a random chain reaction that causes a third random guy to throw a random hissyfit and the first random guy got randomly doxxed and then him and his random girlfriend had to get a random new home.

Ew, he's on 4chan and he referenced a dead meme! NORMIE! *T R I G G E R E D !*

by MrMrMemeyGuy September 07, 2017