Definitions by MrKapper Is Back
speedrunning
In the campaign or story mode of a video game, speedrunning refers to the practise of running past (as opposed to killing) opponents to reach checkpoints. In this way the campaign can be completed very quickly with a minimum of fuss.
speedrunning by MrKapper Is Back December 12, 2012
cockblock
Got cockblocked by mom last night. Amy said she was ready to go all the way, but she went home instead and I got grounded. I might be a virgin for another week yet.
cockblock by MrKapper Is Back December 12, 2012
cad
An ill-bred generic male hanger-on who flirts with everything that moves. Cads are often found in high numbers in clubs, music festivals and beach parties. Somewhat synonymous with jock. Cads prize pack mentality over individualism and may be hard to tell apart. Cads lack manners and social graces and are particularly fond of cat-calling and swooning.
Less educated young women may find themselves seduced by a cad, but experienced ladies are immune to the cad's infantile behaviour and unrefined advances.
Less educated young women may find themselves seduced by a cad, but experienced ladies are immune to the cad's infantile behaviour and unrefined advances.
cad by MrKapper Is Back December 12, 2012
slut
(highly derogatory): A woman with the reputation of being promiscuous or indiscriminate in her choice of sexual partners.
In some cases this reputation is accurate, in which case the woman in question has earned the reputation by engaging in sexual activities so frequently or commonly that her habits have become widely known to the public. When it is a reputation generally, the term is normally quite accurate.
In other instances, the label may be inaccurate and merely used to slander a woman for an isolated case of sexual indiscretion, or it may be a prejudice against a scantily-clad woman. It may also be used by other women in gossip or confrontation, in which case its use reflects extreme bitchiness.
In any case the term carries negative connotations and is normally used in the pejorative; nevertheless, there exist males whose next action upon labelling a woman "slut" is to proceed to have sex with her.
In some cases this reputation is accurate, in which case the woman in question has earned the reputation by engaging in sexual activities so frequently or commonly that her habits have become widely known to the public. When it is a reputation generally, the term is normally quite accurate.
In other instances, the label may be inaccurate and merely used to slander a woman for an isolated case of sexual indiscretion, or it may be a prejudice against a scantily-clad woman. It may also be used by other women in gossip or confrontation, in which case its use reflects extreme bitchiness.
In any case the term carries negative connotations and is normally used in the pejorative; nevertheless, there exist males whose next action upon labelling a woman "slut" is to proceed to have sex with her.
That she was a slut was something her contemporaries unanimously agreed upon.
"You slept with my boyfriend, you slut"
"I hate the way she talks, she's always chewing gum, and does that stupid lip thing, I even have to sit next to her in class and watch her hit on randoms, her facebook statuses are soooo attention seeking and ohmygod have you seen the way she acts around that new guy? What a total slut. Like, do you guys agree with me or what?"
"Could that slut show any more of her tits? I could basically see that bitch's nipples."
"So many sluts in this club we're bound to go home with some fanny."
"You slept with my boyfriend, you slut"
"I hate the way she talks, she's always chewing gum, and does that stupid lip thing, I even have to sit next to her in class and watch her hit on randoms, her facebook statuses are soooo attention seeking and ohmygod have you seen the way she acts around that new guy? What a total slut. Like, do you guys agree with me or what?"
"Could that slut show any more of her tits? I could basically see that bitch's nipples."
"So many sluts in this club we're bound to go home with some fanny."
slut by MrKapper Is Back November 27, 2012
psychotic
1. Of or relating to psychosis or psychoses, particularly behaviour associated with them. Psychotic behaviour occurs when a person is suffering psychoses, which may be the result of a chronic illness (classically schizophrenia) or very transient in which case it is usually caused by intoxicants. In any case, "psychotic" by definition means "of or relating to psychoses" therefore only behaviour that is due to a psychosis is truly "psychotic" by extension. A psychosis represents loss of contact with reality; it may or may not include delusional, paranoid or disorganised behaviour.
2. Informal and erroneous, though by far the most common lay usage. Refers to extreme behaviour that appears exaggerated, dangerously violent, or motivated by extreme rage. Is usually frightening to observers.
2. Informal and erroneous, though by far the most common lay usage. Refers to extreme behaviour that appears exaggerated, dangerously violent, or motivated by extreme rage. Is usually frightening to observers.
1. The young man entered a psychotic state and responded only to the same "Sigma," an entity he believed had gained remote control of his cortex during a recent abduction.
2. "Just saw the most intense road rage ever. This psychotic guy got out of his car with a club and started smashing the other dude's windows in"
2. "Just saw the most intense road rage ever. This psychotic guy got out of his car with a club and started smashing the other dude's windows in"
psychotic by MrKapper Is Back November 27, 2012
big dick
Synonymous with big wig, big shot, etc, but more derogatory.
Usually the affluent and successful owner or senior manager of an establishment that neglects taking responsibility and shirks responding to complaints. Hence, a contemptible person who causes much grief to many people but is never around to be held to account.
Usually the affluent and successful owner or senior manager of an establishment that neglects taking responsibility and shirks responding to complaints. Hence, a contemptible person who causes much grief to many people but is never around to be held to account.
"I said pubes in my fucking burger, do you need me to spell it out to you? Someone get me the manager! Put him on the phone right this moment. I want to talk to the big dicks who run this joint and give them a piece of my fucking mind! I am THIS close to suing this place into the ground."
big dick by MrKapper Is Back November 27, 2012
johnny come lately
A newcomer to success; being new to wealth, and having relatively little culture, he spends it without caution or prudence, often with a penchant for the very modern or fashionable. Essentially he begins to do all the things he thinks a wealthy person ought to do, and in the process draws a lot of attention to himself.
He is easily told apart from those more accustomed to affluence by his preference for brand new, convertible German sports cars, and frequenting expensive, highly-visible chic cafeterias for lunch. Everything he wears is brand new. His taste in art is poor or lacking. He lacks essential social graces and may have little or no sense of humour. Anyone caught being on the cellphone en route to the golf course is probably a JCL.
Essentially he remains a socialite, so he is likely to be seen amongst other JCLs and, when not playing golf, an entourage of young, good looking but always overdressed gold-digging women desperately trying to fall pregnant to him.
He is easily told apart from those more accustomed to affluence by his preference for brand new, convertible German sports cars, and frequenting expensive, highly-visible chic cafeterias for lunch. Everything he wears is brand new. His taste in art is poor or lacking. He lacks essential social graces and may have little or no sense of humour. Anyone caught being on the cellphone en route to the golf course is probably a JCL.
Essentially he remains a socialite, so he is likely to be seen amongst other JCLs and, when not playing golf, an entourage of young, good looking but always overdressed gold-digging women desperately trying to fall pregnant to him.
"So, the Vittoria for lunch?"
"I avoid that cafe, it's full of johnny come latelies."
"I must say, that entire shopping centre is the same. I saw this johnny come lately perusing the jewelry store window while on his cellphone talking about golf"
"It's the suburb. Full of rich youngsters and soccer moms."
"I concur. Let's go to a bar downtown instead."
"Sweet. At least the women there want more than our wallets"
"I was thinking along similar lines."
"Let's not tell our wives"
"Let's not"
"I avoid that cafe, it's full of johnny come latelies."
"I must say, that entire shopping centre is the same. I saw this johnny come lately perusing the jewelry store window while on his cellphone talking about golf"
"It's the suburb. Full of rich youngsters and soccer moms."
"I concur. Let's go to a bar downtown instead."
"Sweet. At least the women there want more than our wallets"
"I was thinking along similar lines."
"Let's not tell our wives"
"Let's not"
johnny come lately by MrKapper Is Back November 27, 2012