Definitions by Mr.Juan-derful

West Virginia's middle finger 

A narrow strip of land that pokes up between Ohio and Pennsylvania

The city of Wheeling is located on West Virginia's middle finger.

West Virginia's middle finger by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010

Big Butter Jesus 

a 60' tall statue of Jesus made out of a light colored stone that looks like butter, located in Middleton,OH along I-75 just north of Cincinnati

The Big Butter Jesus became famous because of novelty song by Heywood Banks.

Big Butter Jesus by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010

bonus tracks 

since a cd has a larger capacity than a vinyl record some record companies feel compelled to fill in that extra space when a classic album is re-released on cd

Bonus tracks are often alternative versions of songs already on the album or in some cases they are songs that weren't on the original release simply because they suck. Some people think bonus tracks ruin the integrity of the original recording.

bonus tracks by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010

Heywood Banks 

comedian/singer who makes regular appearances on The Bob and Tom Show

Heywood Banks is known for songs like "Toast" and "18 Wheels on a Big-Rig".

Heywood Banks by Mr.Juan-derful April 17, 2010

dance remix 

When somebody takes a song that already sucked and remixes it to make it suck even more

Did you hear Lady Gaga's new dance remix, it really sucks!

dance remix by Mr.Juan-derful March 22, 2010

angry cat edit 

When a cd is edited for radio the word fuck is sometimes replaced with just an "F" sound that resembles the hissing sound that cats make when they are really pissed-off

My grandmother got me a cd for my birthday, unfortunately she bought it at Wal-mart so it is full of angry cat edits.

angry cat edit by Mr.Juan-derful March 15, 2010