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penis pumped

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Another term for getting fucked over

Like the term ass raped, but penis pumped instead (not the literal)
1) This guy just penis pumped me

2) Just great, I just got a royal penis pumping
by Mr.Ection August 5, 2021
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coonta

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Look at this coonta over here talking super loud as they always do.

Fuck you, you coonta kintay mother fucker.
by Mr.Ection August 5, 2021
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one-two shuffle

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The one two shuffle is an old deception tactic. The intention is to methodically distract your adversary while you make a counter maneuver. Phase one involves a major distraction.
Phase two is where you initiate your plan of action under the guise of phase one.
Sir, the enemy just pulled a one-two shuffle on us.

Apparently they left a small band of soldiers to tend to all the fires while they left under the cover of darkness. We do not know their current position.

I can't believe you used the one-two shuffle to beat me in chess. While you were sacrificing all your pawns, you snuck in a check mate. Well done.
by Mr.Ection May 23, 2021
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Wuvlins

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1) The act of showing love and affection towards something or someone you hold dear to your heart.
2) A term of endearment
Come here so I can give you wuvlins.

Your such a cute doggy, I want to give you wuvlins all over.

Your my little wuvlins.
by Mr.Ection May 23, 2021
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Helicopter dick

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The act of spinning a partial erect penis to incite disgust or excitement. True origins are unknown, but was first recorded by medieval chroniclers when viking norsemen raided their lands. Male Raiders would fully disrobe and pull their genitals out and start spinning their members at the same time. Inciting mass fear in the men and women fully knowing their intent of rape. Back then it was referred to as the spinning one eyed monster. Unlike previous origins this act did not originate in the late 1800s From a man named Winston Wellington. It is much older and was called something entirely different before it became modernized.
Man - "The Vikings are here son, and their spinning the one eyed monster (helicopter dick). Quick son, help hide your mother and sister. We know their intent"
by Mr.Ection April 3, 2021
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Jew rizzled

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Man you just got jew rizzled
by Mr.Ection August 28, 2016
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