Mr. Wundirphal's definitions

took their head off

1) a big score in sales. 2) a profit margin collected in a transaction that is disproportionately large relative to the actual cost of the product or service.

"Gentlemen,...drinks are on Anthony tonight because once again he took their head off!",(roar in the office),"he set a new record,...15 pounds baby!!!"

by Mr. Wundirphal April 17, 2009

clitty mcgiggle-pants

nymphomaniac; slut; female of questionable morals

Dude, she's a total "Clitty McGiggle-pants". Just blow in her ear and you're there.

by Mr. Wundirphal May 9, 2008

TLEP

Acronym: They Love to Eat Pussy.
Pussy eater; Muff diver.

Girl says, "Why is it that there are no African-American TLEP's?"

by Mr. Wundirphal February 18, 2009

queef latifa

a pussy fart caused by one bull dike fisting another bull dike.

When I was awakened at 2 a.m. by a queef latifa, I knew my lesbian friends hadn't gone to sleep just yet.

by Mr. Wundirphal December 9, 2008

cod slurper

A homosexual; a slurper of the cods.

Get a load of that flaming cod slurper.

by Mr. Wundirphal May 2, 2008

a fatty

1) A large take in sales on a single business transaction.
2) A disproportionately large margin made relative to the actual cost of the product or service.

"We are two hours into the new month and Anthony has already closed a fatty."

by Mr. Wundirphal April 18, 2009

throw them in the box

In auto sales, "the box" is the finance office and the final step in the buying process. If you sense buyer's remorse setting in, you move quickly to seal the contract before they have a chance to wiggle out of the deal.

"Tommy! The old man is starting to squirm.
Throw them in the box!"

by Mr. Wundirphal April 18, 2009