Urban Dictionary

The website that welcomes all kinds of imaginary and real words...and their useful yet quirky definitions. Home of Mr. Wordington the Tenth!
Urban Dictionary: Welcome to my domain, man! Anything to declare?
You: Yes, I would like to submit a word.
Urban Dictionary: Right this way! All words are welcome, made up, or real!
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 14, 2018
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The enemy of the Garlipedia, the Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood is a book that despite its name, about garlic rather than anything you need to know about your stepfather. Once you open it, you will be immune to the dark magic of the Garlipedia! :D
Wow! Look at that! You can learn about garlic in the Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood!
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 30, 2018
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kavanaugh

A drunken male sex offender who targets himself exclusively towards females.
My God, if I see that kavanaugh on my porch again, I swear to God I will beat the shit out of him for abusing my daughters!
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 05, 2018
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TimmyTurnersGrandDad

One of the grandest fanchannels of SiIvaGunner, and the guy who popularized the Mario Party song "Play A Minigame!", Wario, Classical Gas, Butter Building, Fairly Oddparents, Porter Robinson and Madeon's Shelterand Pen Pineapple Apple Pen for the ripping community. Even his thumbnails are more detailed than SiIva's!
TimmyTurnersGrandDad: Earth-shatteringly awesome music and free awesomesauce... What more does one need?
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth February 16, 2019
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Old Man Ulysses

Oh, he's just an elder man who sometimes pops up in my definitions. For example, he appeared in my definition for smard. Mr. Wordington out!
Old Man Ulysses: You whippersnappers ought to remember that you must stay away from burn book styled definitions and sexual phrases, y'hear!
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018
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Limology

Not to be confused with limnology or limophilia, limology is a substudy of microbiology, and the study of slime, other moist, vicious fluids, how it is produced, and how the word "slime" used to mean sap or resin. It is also a rare subject to be taught in schools and colleges.

Etmology:
Limology derives from the Latin word "limo", meaning "slime" (Just like the word "limophilia"), and the Greek suffix "ology", which means "the study of". "Limology" can be loosely translated to "study of slime", hence its definition.
Phil: Wow! I got an A+ on my limology test! wOOt!
Greg: That's funny...I got a C- on mine.
Phil: LOL, what did you get that grade for, Greg? Limophilia? Because your fetish is the reason for your low grades! Burn!
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 05, 2018
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Garlipedia

One of the scariest books of all time, the Garlipedia is a book of dark magic that once you open it, thinking it would be about garlic, actually shows you all the dark, mysterious, horrifying, biased information about your stepfather and his stepfatherly love. Its mortal enemy is the Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood, which is actually about garlic itself. Once you open the Garlipedia, you will be cursed for life. I once had a dream about it a few nights ago.
My god...I just read the Garlipedia...now I am scarred for life. ;n;
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018
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