Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood

The enemy of the Garlipedia, the Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood is a book that despite its name, about garlic rather than anything you need to know about your stepfather. Once you open it, you will be immune to the dark magic of the Garlipedia! :D

Wow! Look at that! You can learn about garlic in the Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood!

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 30, 2018

kavanaugh

A drunken male sex offender who targets himself exclusively towards females.

My God, if I see that kavanaugh on my porch again, I swear to God I will beat the shit out of him for abusing my daughters!

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 05, 2018

TimmyTurnersGrandDad

One of the grandest fanchannels of SiIvaGunner, and the guy who popularized the Mario Party song "Play A Minigame!", Wario, Classical Gas, Butter Building, Fairly Oddparents, Porter Robinson and Madeon's Shelterand Pen Pineapple Apple Pen for the ripping community. Even his thumbnails are more detailed than SiIva's!

TimmyTurnersGrandDad: Earth-shatteringly awesome music and free awesomesauce... What more does one need?

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth February 16, 2019

Ha, Ha!

That famous laugh that Mickey Mouse would always utter.

Mickey Mouse: Hot dog! Today's an amazing day! Ha, ha!
Donald Duck: Ah, phooey! You again? Quack!

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 25, 2018

Green de la Bean

1. The notorious anthropomorphic green bean who roams the internet, wanting to prank users into looking at pictures at him.
2. To prank someone by blaring a bass-boosted version of a hip hop song, specifically "U Guessed It" by OG Maco.
3. Another word for green beans, used by sophisticated individuals, or cool kids.

1. You: *Notices vague title* Hm, seems obvious. *Clicks, gets shocked* Oh no! Green de la Bean strikes again!
Green de la Bean: You just got beaned, u friccin moron!

2. Johnny: *Whispers* Okay, here comes Charlie.
Charlie: *Walks by* Hey, Johnny!
Johnny: *Turns up radio*
OG Maco: BITCH U GUESSED IT
Charlie: *Runs away screaming*
Johnny: I just green de la beaned him! Funny guy! X3

3. Me, an intellect: Yes, I would like some steak with green de la beans, sir.
Waiter: Coming right up.

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 27, 2018

Limology

Not to be confused with limnology or limophilia, limology is a substudy of microbiology, and the study of slime, other moist, vicious fluids, how it is produced, and how the word "slime" used to mean sap or resin. It is also a rare subject to be taught in schools and colleges.

Etmology:
Limology derives from the Latin word "limo", meaning "slime" (Just like the word "limophilia"), and the Greek suffix "ology", which means "the study of". "Limology" can be loosely translated to "study of slime", hence its definition.

Phil: Wow! I got an A+ on my limology test! wOOt!
Greg: That's funny...I got a C- on mine.
Phil: LOL, what did you get that grade for, Greg? Limophilia? Because your fetish is the reason for your low grades! Burn!

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 05, 2018

Garlipedia

One of the scariest books of all time, the Garlipedia is a book of dark magic that once you open it, thinking it would be about garlic, actually shows you all the dark, mysterious, horrifying, biased information about your stepfather and his stepfatherly love. Its mortal enemy is the Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood, which is actually about garlic itself. Once you open the Garlipedia, you will be cursed for life. I once had a dream about it a few nights ago.

My god...I just read the Garlipedia...now I am scarred for life. ;n;

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018