Mr. Wordington the Tenth's definitions

Old Man Ulysses

Oh, he's just an elder man who sometimes pops up in my definitions. For example, he appeared in my definition for smard. Mr. Wordington out!

Old Man Ulysses: You whippersnappers ought to remember that you must stay away from burn book styled definitions and sexual phrases, y'hear!

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018

Garlipedia

One of the scariest books of all time, the Garlipedia is a book of dark magic that once you open it, thinking it would be about garlic, actually shows you all the dark, mysterious, horrifying, biased information about your stepfather and his stepfatherly love. Its mortal enemy is the Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood, which is actually about garlic itself. Once you open the Garlipedia, you will be cursed for life. I once had a dream about it a few nights ago.

My god...I just read the Garlipedia...now I am scarred for life. ;n;

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018

Covfefe

1. The code word for programming that is used by elite (usually independent) game developers.
2. See Minecraft.
3. One of the cute words Donald Trump and Brett Kavanaugh mumble in their sleep.

1. Alright, got my Starbucks, and now I'll do some graphic design...and some covfefe.
2. No, Inspector Gadget and Matei! It's not Mineycrafta, Minecraft, or Minecrap! It's Covfefe!
3. Donald: Zzzzzzz-ah...covfefe..zzzzzzzzz...

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 17, 2018

Clyde

The orange ghost from the Pac-Man franchise. He's friends with Inky, Blinky, and Pinky, but he likes to wander around. Sometimes, he might chase Pac-Man, too.

Me: Alright! Almost done with that Pac-Man level! :D
Clyde: *Is around the corner*
Me: WHAT?! Oh no...

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth January 25, 2020

Back in my day...

The prefix of a phrase uttered by elders and adults describing what it was like to do something in their own past.

Old Man Ulysses: Back in my day, we would look up Webster's Dictionary instead of Urban Dictionary. No biased information there!
Pizza Guy: WAT 0_0
Wordington-Chan: Gee, I didn't know that. Thanks for the enlightment~! ^w^
Old Man Ulysses: You're welcome, lass. Anyways, back in my day, instead of ordering pizza, we made our own on our farms.
Pizza Guy: WAT ):<
Old Man Ulysses: Back in my day...
Pizza Guy: WATEVER (Yeah, I know, nobody used emoticons in their own dialogues.)

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018

kavanaugh

A drunken male sex offender who targets himself exclusively towards females.

My God, if I see that kavanaugh on my porch again, I swear to God I will beat the shit out of him for abusing my daughters!

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 5, 2018

Limology

Not to be confused with limnology or limophilia, limology is a substudy of microbiology, and the study of slime, other moist, vicious fluids, how it is produced, and how the word "slime" used to mean sap or resin. It is also a rare subject to be taught in schools and colleges.

Etmology:
Limology derives from the Latin word "limo", meaning "slime" (Just like the word "limophilia"), and the Greek suffix "ology", which means "the study of". "Limology" can be loosely translated to "study of slime", hence its definition.

Phil: Wow! I got an A+ on my limology test! wOOt!
Greg: That's funny...I got a C- on mine.
Phil: LOL, what did you get that grade for, Greg? Limophilia? Because your fetish is the reason for your low grades! Burn!

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 5, 2018