Mr. Twinkieface's definitions

totes trips

totally trippy

That's totes trips!

by Mr. Twinkieface December 23, 2020

jodjizzit

The latest and hippest exclamation of displeasure.

Jodjizzit! I just can't figure out how to beat this level.

by Mr. Twinkieface December 13, 2023

Jesus Health Bar

The health bar that appeared in the sky on January 1st, 2020, labeled “Jesus.”

“Holy shoot, we have to fight Jesus‽”
“Holy shoot is right.”
“Shut the frick up. I need to fully process the Jesus Health Bar situation.”

by Mr. Twinkieface January 1, 2021

hippochicken

A mysterious creature that lives in the Himalayas.

My cousin’s old Minecraft username was hippochicken.

by Mr. Twinkieface November 17, 2020

sound Bible

To sound Bible is to try to sound like the Bible by using words incorrectly, because the Bible uses words incorrectly. Some of this incorrect word usage is due to how the Bible has to be “interpreted” a lot of the time in order to not be absolutely horrible, resulting in words having meanings that stray extremely far from their actual ones.

Being understood should be much more important to you than trying to sound Bible.

by Mr. Twinkieface January 22, 2021

Afairyist

Someone who doesn’t believe in fairies, in the context of a hypothetical society in which significant numbers of people do believe in fairies.

Afairyist: Can you actually prove that fairies exist?
Fairyist: Well can you prove they don’t?
Afairyist: That’s not how that works. –_–

by Mr. Twinkieface March 28, 2021

liberials

A nation of people who are always busy their geander.

Liberials are stealing my liberty!

by Mr. Twinkieface December 13, 2023