Mr. Tarsky's definitions
A very well known gentleman's club located in Mashpee, MA. It is on a main road so you must drive by it when going pretty much anywhere. It always has an old sports car in its parking lot and no one knows who it belongs to.
Guy 1: Look! We're driving by Zachary's Pub, the strip club!
Guy 2: I knoooow, we drive by it every day.
Guy 2: I knoooow, we drive by it every day.
by Mr. Tarsky February 15, 2017
Get the Zachary's Pubmug. Hobo Mark is a gross ass man that can often be found wandering around Sandwich MA. Because of his look, many think that he is homeless. Besides asking for rides and trying to bum cigarettes, he doesn't do much.
Guy 1: Hey, I saw you driving around with Hobo Mark yesterday.
Guy 2: Yea he asked for a ride then kept asking me for cigs, it was awful.
Guy 1: Rookie mistake, never give Hobo Mark a ride.
Guy 2: Yea he asked for a ride then kept asking me for cigs, it was awful.
Guy 1: Rookie mistake, never give Hobo Mark a ride.
by Mr. Tarsky February 15, 2017
Get the Hobo Markmug. Oak Crest is a place in Sandwich MA with some outdoor basketball courts. There are kids playing basketball there 24/7. It could literally be Christmas Eve dinner and people would still abandon their families to go ball up.
Guy 1: Hey wanna go ball up at Oak Crest Cove?
Guy 2: It's Thanksgiving evening...
Guy 1: Never a bad time to ball up!
Guy 2: Ok fine, my family hates me anyways.
Guy 2: It's Thanksgiving evening...
Guy 1: Never a bad time to ball up!
Guy 2: Ok fine, my family hates me anyways.
by Mr. Tarsky February 15, 2017
Get the Oak Crest Covemug. Guy 1: I haven't had one sip of alcohol tonight.
Guy 2: Hey same! Let's go rip some Sober Butts!
Guy 1: I love being an asshole and getting lung cancer.
Guy 2: Hey same! Let's go rip some Sober Butts!
Guy 1: I love being an asshole and getting lung cancer.
by Mr. Tarsky April 6, 2017
Get the Sober Buttsmug. A Catholic Church located in Sandwich MA. The parking lot is very well known for being a very popular spot to have intercourse with your significant other, which is really fucked up seeing as it's a church.
Guy 1: I fucked Shelly last night at Corpus Christi Parish, it was the best!
Guy 2: Dude what's wrong with you?! That's a church.
Guy 1: Hey it's where everyone goes, that is one unholy place you know what i'm saying haha
Guy 2: You're a fucking weirdo
Guy 2: Dude what's wrong with you?! That's a church.
Guy 1: Hey it's where everyone goes, that is one unholy place you know what i'm saying haha
Guy 2: You're a fucking weirdo
by Mr. Tarsky February 15, 2017
Get the Corpus Christi Parishmug. A small shed that was located in Talbot's Point in Sandwich, Ma. It was a very popular smoke spot before some savage brutally tore it down.
Guy 1: Let's go smoke at The Shed, I love that place!
Guy 2: Didn't you hear? Someone tore it down.
Guy 1: Are you serious?! What a dickhead.
Guy 2: Didn't you hear? Someone tore it down.
Guy 1: Are you serious?! What a dickhead.
by Mr. Tarsky February 15, 2017
Get the The Shedmug. A high school in Sandwich MA. It is full of rich white kids that think they are the shit but the school somehow manages to be wicked shitty and poor.
by Mr. Tarsky February 15, 2017
Get the Sandwich High Schoolmug.