mtv

A "music" channel that is often associated with seeling out, pop culture, killin the poor etc..

A hipper, yet completly different discovery channel
Mtv get off the air

Man I listened to MTV once and I was impotent for 50 years

I love the cock.....

(mtv)
by Mr. T December 15, 2003
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cunterfuck

John is a cunterfuck.
by Mr. T May 05, 2004
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fuckall greenlight

When your partner doesn't care if you have sex with other people.
Mary gave Eric the fuckall greenlight, so now he's screwing Louise
by Mr. T January 27, 2005
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derivative

1. In calculus, the slope of a function at a point. It is found by taking the limit of (f(x + h) - f(x)) / ((x + h) - x) where h (also seen as delta x) approaches 0.

Notations for a derivative include dy/dx and f'(x) (f prime of x)

2. The mathematical incarnation of Satan Himself
1.
f(x) = 3x^3 - 4x^2 + 2x -6 //function
f'(x) = 9x^2 - 8x + 2 //first derivative
f''(x) = 18x - 8 //second derivative
f'''(x) = 18 //third derivative

2. Teacher: Today, we're going to do derivatives
Math book, as ceiling clouds over and turns red: MAY THE DEMONIC ARMIES OF HELL MARCH ACROSS YOUR MORTAL PLANE, CREATION CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION AND DRINKING THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT AND-
Math teacher: Change of plans! We're going to rock out to Zeppelin and have a LAN party on the school's sweet new laptops for the next hour!
Students: Hooray!
by Mr. T March 28, 2004
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Cnacer

Cnacer is a disease that makes you auto cum if you even touch your wang
She bumped into me in the hallway, and I came all over myself
by Mr. T July 16, 2004
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Big Ten funk

A Big Ten funk is when an Illini loses touch with his trademark contributions for a minimum of two games.
With the exception of guard Deron Williams, all of the Illini's starters and their sixth man have experienced a Big Ten funk this season.
by Mr. T March 05, 2004
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SASS

An Ottawa gang usually found on the southside, consist of broke Arabs who roam common areas in large groups. Members of 'SASS' enjoy past times of jumping, beefing and robbing random middle schoolers with no connections to the streets. Also known as a 'filthy rat' you will never find a member of 'SASS" alone as their very limited strength comes within the size of their group.
Person 1; Yo I think I saw SASS in Overbrook
Person 2; No way man they would never step in the east, they're too pussy
by Mr. T September 14, 2019
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