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A member of the douchebag family in the subculture class 'Hipster'. A Hipster Douche is typically found at fan conventions, tattoo conventions and weirdy bars in major metro areas. Like standard douchbags the Hipster douche maintains several cookie cutter tattoos on their arms chest or legs. Hispter Doucebags commonly wear dark colors, punker apparel, biker apparel, fake rim glasses, black kangol or army cap hats, chains and studs on clothing.

Sometimes found in the company of ameture porn stars in the "alt" porn industry.

Hobby and social interests of the Hipster douche seem to be made up of rock porn, adult swim cartoons, altporn, fan cons, ameture burlesque shows, motorcycles, and 50's era urban art revivalism as these represent aspects that attract certain social classes the Hipster douche desires to be part of.

Hipster douchebags represent a crossover of traditional douchebaggery to sectors of the subculture in the areas of hipsters, punkers, bikers and retro subculture revivalism.
As traditional douchebags are finding it hard to remain in just one area of culture.

Some aspects of the hipster douchebag that are alike to all douchebags:

1. Inherited wealth

2. exploitation or over steriotypical representation of the cultural framework they are emulating rather than honest expressions of self.

3. Heavy drinking

4. Sexism

The most common examples of Hipster Douches in the United States can be found in Philadelphia, PA, Manchester, NH and Los Angelis, CA.
Graham is such a Hipster Douche.
by Mr. SnowmanPants April 19, 2011
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The sisterly bond that is formed when two or more females have sex with the same male, thus making them "sausage sisters'.
Amber and Viki both had sex with roy, that makes them sausage sisters.
by Mr. SnowmanPants June 26, 2011
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This is a form of "meme busting" where you interrupt a person about to have their photo taken by a friend or their cam set to auto while they are planking. Most commonly this interruption is in the form of spanking that persons ass rather hard with with a paddle or other blunt object.

Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".

It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.

There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):

Farting near them

Blowing an air horn

Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"

For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
I just got a great shot of me planking spanking a guy in central park.
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 26, 2011
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A quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined, march 27th 2011 on his facebook page and twitter stream.

Know me as I am now for it is the best I am, if I am not here tomorrow.
"If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today". _Quote, La Plante
by Mr. SnowmanPants March 26, 2011
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Aids you think you got in a nightmare about having sex with an aids infected person but you wake up and everything is ok. So you get relaxed and fall back to sleep easier.
So it turns out my Sleep Aids turned out to be a real sleep aid after all.
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 21, 2014
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A phrase coined by pot, artist and activist Justin Thomas La Plante on his blog November 25th 1999.


Digest and create before making waste.

Also applies to love relationships in that a relationship must grow and mature before we waste it with any personal baggage or psycho drama.
That you have wasted your money before buying the supplies needed is not food before feces.

This could have been a good relationship but you put to much of your own crap into it.
by Mr. SnowmanPants April 13, 2011
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When a person does something Extraordinary or Amazing with their life such as getting married, beating an illness, thwarting an enemy or being successful when challenged by life in general.

Taken from the movie "Forest Gump". When Forest sees Lt. Dan walking with artificial legs, it reminds Forest of when his mother mother called his corrective leg braces his "Magic Shoes".

In the scene, Forest is about to marry Jenny. Lt. Dan arrives walking up to forest. Forest is amazed and comments, "you got new legs". When Lt. Dan explains the legs to Forest and shows him the metal tubes that now serve as his replacement legs Forest pauses and warmly replies: "Magic Legs".
April and Justin Just got married,.... "Magic Legs".
by Mr. SnowmanPants August 11, 2013
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