Mr. Sneakers's definitions

trashturbate

The act of masturbation to 'dumpster porn'.

I caught my friend trashturbating to the Playboy I threw out yesterday.

I never trashturbate, I use real porn.

by Mr. Sneakers October 7, 2009

Ninja

The professional term for 'creeper'

I stalk him so well, it's almost like I'm a ninja.

by Mr. Sneakers October 15, 2009

wake-up retardation

A condition in which a person does, says, or thinks stupid things because he has just woken up and is not fully functional yet.

I accidentally put toothpaste on my washcloth because I was suffering from wake-up retardation.

by Mr. Sneakers September 21, 2009

Jizzt

The central underlying point or what is happening in a porn movie.

I only had to watch Star Whores for 7 minutes to get the jizzt of what was going to happen.

by Mr. Sneakers December 14, 2009

Wake'n'cake

The act of waking up and eating cake for no reason at all.

I was hungry when I woke up so I decided to do a wake'n'cake.

by Mr. Sneakers September 25, 2009

Mr. T-bag

A parody character of Mr. T, who appears in a Cyanide and Happiness comic strip. His catch phrase is "I pwn the fool."

Mr. T-Bag: I pwn the fool who don't stay in school.

by Mr. Sneakers September 25, 2009

Psyche

A word used when you are just kidding with your friends, and don't mean whatever it was that you just said.

Derek: You're my best friend!
Jason: Thanks!
Derek: Psyche! I fucking hate you asshole!

by Mr. Sneakers September 25, 2009