Mr. Rugby's definitions

Fast Ear

Fast ear is the feeling you get when you listen to a song you've heard before and think that it is faster than usual but it actually is the original speed. When this happens you should immediately turn the song off and come back later and listen to avoid any permanent damage.

Georgy- I have to get the song from a different site, that track is sped up.

Jessica- No it's not, its the same speed. You just got fast ear.

by Mr. Rugby March 20, 2014

Broke Man Diet Plan

The Broke Man Diet Plan is when you diet buy not eating because you cant afford to fukin eat. This is along one of the most successful diet plans. Only beggars will fail this one.

Woman: Damn! How you lose that weight?

Man: I went broke lol! Its that Broke Man Diet Plan

by Mr. Rugby March 20, 2014

Swag Library

A Swag Library is a wardrobe of clothes in style and very appealing. A Swag Library consists of enough clothes to match up a new and different outfit for 2 weeks straight. When it comes to a swag library being rich or poor can't change the amount of time needed to create it. It takes 3 - 5 years to successfully create a swag library because it should consist of different styles of clothes for different seasons of the year and only certain items are considered swag which would have to be added piece by piece to the library. Most people start around ages 17 or 18. In recent history an average of 1 of 64 people have successfully completed a Swag Library and you know who they are.

Person 1: James has on something fresh everyday! Dude has mad swag

Person 2: Yeah! Where does he get all this stuff?

Person 3: Hes got a Swag Library.

by Mr. Rugby March 4, 2012

Lizard Neck

Difficult to explain without a video clip, a Lizard Neck is a male or female who tends to turn their head to look at something and can snap back in a split second. These are those people you catch staring in the corner of your eye, then as soon as you look up they snap their head away from you as if they weren't looking. You would think that their neck would strain from it but they are adjusted to the cause. Everybody has had their share of Lizard Neck moments but some of us have adapted to it.

Jackie: That boy Damon is a Lizard Neck! He keeps lookin at me, then snappin' away when I look back!

Jasmine: I got one of those in the front of my class.

by Mr. Rugby March 4, 2012

Boulder Booty

A boulder booty is a butt that is typically big, which in most cases it would be considered sexy, but it isn't in this scenario. A boulder booty has no particular shape and it looks as if when god was making this girl's butt he was just slapping on layers of fat like Play-Doh. Most boulder booties consist of cellulite, wrinkles, dimples, and other things that would make it nasty looking. This is where the phrase, "Just because its a big booty doesn't mean its a nice booty" comes from. Women that have a boulder booty ALWAYS have a FUPA.

Dude 1: Damn, that girl's butt is big!!

Dude 2: But its a boulder booty, eww!

Dude 1: Yeah :(

by Mr. Rugby March 4, 2012

Baby Poseidon

Baby poseidon is the generic brand blue raspberry juice you get at your local grocery store for at MOST $1.50. This is the juice you take home in slurp down in 2 days and is 0% real juice. This type of juice is also known as blue drink or some people just call it Kool-Aid.

XBOX Live Gamer: Hold on guys, imma go grab a glass of that baby poseidon real quick.

XBOX Live Gamer 2: Alright, we'll wait for you.

by Mr. Rugby March 5, 2012

Mile Away Club

The act of of having sex with a woman in all 50 states at least a mile in distance from each location.

1. Man- It is really hard to get in the Mile Away Club

2. Husband- Yes, finally in the Mile Away Club!

Wife- What? We only had sex once!

by Mr. Rugby August 2, 2011