Mr. Obvious's definitions

paradox

Read below.

The below statement is false.
The above statement is true.

by Mr. Obvious April 12, 2004

Canas

A kickass shaman and druid in the Game Boy game "Fire Emblem". He uses dark magic to destroy the enemy.

Canas is the coolest character from Fire Emblem.

by Mr. Obvious April 4, 2004

pegasi

Plural for pegasus.

Those pegasi in Fire Emblem kick ass!

by Mr. Obvious March 27, 2004

paper mario

One of the best fucking games in the whole world. It kicks X-box right in the balls, and it's on a 64 bit system!

Paper Mario kicks fucking ass!

by Mr. Obvious February 15, 2004

diabetes

A disease that you do not want to get. Trust me, it fucking sucks. You have to take shots all the time and you have to have diet drinks.

I hate having this goddamn shit known as diabetes.

by Mr. Obvious February 15, 2004

terrorists

The biggest fuckers in all of history. and they're pussies too

terrorists are pussies

by Mr. Obvious February 15, 2004

Cola

it's a fucking soft drink!

Pepsi is a Cola. I like Cola

by Mr. Obvious February 14, 2004