Definitions by Mr. Moo Bovine
sparkle city
Nickname for Spartanburg, South Carolina. Spartanburg is located at the intersection of Interstates 26 and 85. About 3+ hours from Atlanta, Georgia, 1.5+ hours from Charlotte, North Carolina, 1.5- hours from Columbia, South Carolina, and .5 hours from Greenville, South Carolina. Notable towns in Spartanburg County include Spartanburg, Inman, New Prospect, Little Africa, Pacolet, Converse, Cowpens, Chesnee, Greer, Reidville, Duncan, Lyman, Welford, Una, Grambling, Arcadia, Pauline, Mayo, Cross Anchor, Enoree, Woodruff, Glendale, Moore, Switzer, Boiling Springs, Campabello and Glen Springs.
sparkle city by Mr. Moo Bovine August 27, 2007
free hair
The type of hair you have naturally, not permed, colored, treated, etc. Free hair is preferred because outside of modest priced haircuts and shampoo, there is no cost.
My wife spends $100+ every five to six weeks getting her hair colored. This makes me really mad and I wish that she would just get free hair.
free hair by Mr. Moo Bovine August 26, 2007
round mouth
round mouth by Mr. Moo Bovine August 24, 2007
Gecko
A nickname for a shirt with a contrasting collar and cuffs, usually a blue shirt with white collar and white cuffs. Lee Iacocca started this fashion trend back in the 80's. This nickname developed as a result of the character Gordan Gecko wearing these types of shirt in the movie Wall Street. These shirts seem to phase in and out of style every few years.
Gecko by Mr. Moo Bovine August 24, 2007
cigarette mouth
The wrinkled, shrivled up appearance a long term smoker's mouth takes on. Typically seen on trashy women.
cigarette mouth by Mr. Moo Bovine August 23, 2007