Mr. Ian Bailey's definitions

Natural Selection

The process by which a man picks out the hottest girl in a group of girls, thereby 'selecting' her for mating and preserving her superior genes

How'd you find that hottie, Jim?

Easy, I just used good old fashion Natural Selection to zoom in on her!

by Mr. Ian Bailey December 18, 2007

Second Hand Eating

When you eat other people's food but you wouldnt have bought the food yourself

Hey Billy forget the second-hand smoke, your Second Hand Eating is gonna kill ya!

by Mr. Ian Bailey December 18, 2007

on beat

Cool; trendy in a non-poser way.

These colorful fidget spinners are on beat

by Mr. Ian Bailey June 20, 2017

pound

To delve into or attack something voraciously

I pounded the entire first season of 24 last night, I'm so feakin tired!

OR

I pounded that steak straight off the Bar-B-Q
OR
I pounded my cousin after he wouldn't shut up during my favorite movie

by Mr. Ian Bailey October 22, 2007