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1) Tommy was able to make that dog sit and told that bitch he do her up good tomorrow.
2) Sarge was unable to make that little doggie sit and lost his puppy chow all over her belly.
2) Sarge was unable to make that little doggie sit and lost his puppy chow all over her belly.
by Mr. Doobie May 9, 2008
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Doc sent a barrage of buzzing messages to Mae while she enjoys the luxury of an added love scene in Old Yeller as she experienced a killer txtgasium!
by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008
Get the txtgasium mug.I person that wears their Bluetooth ear piece all the time. It’s especially “dorky” when it’s highly unlikely that he/she will need to take a call. The perception is that it makes you look "important" but actually will coin you as a "geek" or "looser".
"Damm Zike was wearing that ear bling during his kids little league game and looked like a total looser"
“My man is sportin the "ear bling" trying to look like "Chief Chump" as Billiam Gates supernerd sidekick”
“My man is sportin the "ear bling" trying to look like "Chief Chump" as Billiam Gates supernerd sidekick”
by Mr. Doobie May 19, 2008
Get the ear bling mug.A guy that believes he is a "Sir Beef of Loin" but is so socially inept and unaware of his untimely fashion sense and dated un-cool expressions he falls in the heightened Royal honors of Knighthood of Lamality.
“Did you hear what happened to Boyd?” “No, What?” “The linemen on the football team locked his jock to his pad lock on his football locker because he is so fucking lame” “Then they secretly put a sign on his helmet that said “Sir Beef of Lame” just before they ran out of the locker room at Homecoming”
by Mr. Doobie October 16, 2008
Get the Sir Beef of Lame mug.The Urban Phonetic Alphabet was developed in the early 1970s by 12 high school seniors appointed by a secret society known as the "The Chieftain 12" its intent was to be intelligible (and pronounceable) to all Urban allies in the heat of sexual battle. It replaced other phonetic alphabets, for example the US military "able baker" alphabet.
"Man Meo was the only guy to use the Urban Phonetic Alphabet in the heat of sexual battle on that Hottie JB at Walker's basement party"
• A - Asswhip
• B - Buttplug
• C - Clitoris
• D – D-Cups
• E - Exotic
• F - Freaky
• G - Gonad
• H - Hottie
• I - Intercourse
• K - Kinky
• L - Lovemuscle
• M - Moneyshot
• N - Naughty
• O - Organism
• P - Poontang
• Q - Quickie
• R - Rimjob
• S - Sextoy
• T – Tah-Tahs
• U - Upskirt
• V - Vibrator
• W - Whiskeydick
• X - XXX Rated
• Y - Yanker
• Z - ZigZag
• A - Asswhip
• B - Buttplug
• C - Clitoris
• D – D-Cups
• E - Exotic
• F - Freaky
• G - Gonad
• H - Hottie
• I - Intercourse
• K - Kinky
• L - Lovemuscle
• M - Moneyshot
• N - Naughty
• O - Organism
• P - Poontang
• Q - Quickie
• R - Rimjob
• S - Sextoy
• T – Tah-Tahs
• U - Upskirt
• V - Vibrator
• W - Whiskeydick
• X - XXX Rated
• Y - Yanker
• Z - ZigZag
by Mr. Doobie May 22, 2008
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by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008
Get the assgrabber machine mug.When two guys are out at a bar looking to hook up as they survey the joint to find a table that commonly has two girls with similar goals.
"Yeah Biggie lets work that deuce under the Budweiser sign, I get the blonde, you take the redhead".
by Mr. Doobie August 6, 2008
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