I person that wears their Bluetooth ear piece all the time. It’s especially “dorky” when it’s highly unlikely that he/she will need to take a call. The perception is that it makes you look "important" but actually will coin you as a "geek" or "looser".
"Damm Zike was wearing that ear bling during his kids little league game and looked like a total looser"
“My man is sportin the "ear bling" trying to look like "Chief Chump" as Billiam Gates supernerd sidekick”
“My man is sportin the "ear bling" trying to look like "Chief Chump" as Billiam Gates supernerd sidekick”
by Mr. Doobie May 16, 2008
When a dude that wears boxers adjusts his drooping junk due to the nature of boxers verses whitey tighties causing the effect called “taffy pull bull”
by Mr. Doobie July 13, 2008
When two guys are out at a bar looking to hook up as they survey the joint to find a table that commonly has two girls with similar goals.
"Yeah Biggie lets work that deuce under the Budweiser sign, I get the blonde, you take the redhead".
by Mr. Doobie July 13, 2008
The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.
by Mr. Doobie August 17, 2008
1) A silent but deadly (SBD) fart that is so horrific in smell that it will peel paint off the walls.
2) A whale of a fart that has a powerful and poignant stench.
Pronounced Boo-Lee
2) A whale of a fart that has a powerful and poignant stench.
Pronounced Boo-Lee
"Icki dropped ass and tilted the stench meter to the Boulley setting."
"Scotty-Bob barked out a dead chipmonk boulley and cleared the room of humans and insects".
"Scotty-Bob barked out a dead chipmonk boulley and cleared the room of humans and insects".
by Mr. Doobie May 21, 2008
Slippery Oboe – River Style
The maiden voyage of the “Slippery Oboe” was first weathered in July 1975 on the North Branch of the Manistee River in Michigan. In actuality the Oboe is a long musical instrument but in this application it’s substituted with another obvious long instrument. Next a truck inner tube is used as a floatation device for river tubing. Two riders male and felmale position themselves on a large tube, male first straddles the tube bottom down and female in his lap. On a secluded section of the river the maestro (male) uncases his “Oboe” from the side of his swim trunks for some quality playing time. The Slippery (wet) Oboe is then plugged into the conductor’s (female) orchestra chamber from behind while she is positioned on his lap. The tubers then carefully balance themselves back onto the tube and begin to float. The male then takes responsibility for guiding the tube and providing the desired timbre (motion) – the female then enjoys the large range of timbre and dynamic range of notes of the free floating ride of estacy.
The maiden voyage of the “Slippery Oboe” was first weathered in July 1975 on the North Branch of the Manistee River in Michigan. In actuality the Oboe is a long musical instrument but in this application it’s substituted with another obvious long instrument. Next a truck inner tube is used as a floatation device for river tubing. Two riders male and felmale position themselves on a large tube, male first straddles the tube bottom down and female in his lap. On a secluded section of the river the maestro (male) uncases his “Oboe” from the side of his swim trunks for some quality playing time. The Slippery (wet) Oboe is then plugged into the conductor’s (female) orchestra chamber from behind while she is positioned on his lap. The tubers then carefully balance themselves back onto the tube and begin to float. The male then takes responsibility for guiding the tube and providing the desired timbre (motion) – the female then enjoys the large range of timbre and dynamic range of notes of the free floating ride of estacy.
Maynard talked Julie into a “Slippery Oboe” duet while tubing on the Manistee.
Mike and Kathy were please with the erotica of floating on their tube and subtlety working their steamy version of the “Slipper Oboe” and the floating climatic crechendo at band camp!
Mike and Kathy were please with the erotica of floating on their tube and subtlety working their steamy version of the “Slipper Oboe” and the floating climatic crechendo at band camp!
by Mr. Doobie July 13, 2008
The guy in your platoon that is most likely to be selected to dive on the grenade while out scouting the enemy’s squadron. The Captain is most susceptible to volunteer or be called into active duty after his 9th plus beer or high ball and or sometime close to last call.
It’s almost last call, the Grenade Captain looks ready to volunteer, let see if he will dive on the nottie and save the platoon tonight?
We are all going to get knocked out if we can’t get the Grenade Captain to take the heavy weight 15 rounds.
We are all going to get knocked out if we can’t get the Grenade Captain to take the heavy weight 15 rounds.
by Mr. Doobie July 14, 2008