Definitions by Mr. DL

Hand/finger rape 

vb when greeting another person, the one person holds out his/her hand and the other person sticks his/her finger into the other person's hand as if they're fingering your hand.

Daneal and Divan greet each other every day, but every time Divan holds out his hand, Daneal "fingers" his hand instead of shaking it. Divan: "Don't hand/finger rape, me, man!"

Hand/finger rape by Mr. DL April 12, 2014

Deptressed 

Combination of feeling stressed and depressed.

Person 1: I feel so stressed and depressed lately. I just don't know what to do anymore. Person 2: Seems like you're deptressed.

Deptressed by Mr. DL February 11, 2014

jezebel 

1. Phoenician princess and queen of Israel as the wife of Ahab. According to the Bible, she encouraged idolatry and was ultimately killed by Jehu. 2. A woman who is regarded as evil and scheming.

Bernard: "I can't believe Paula misused her friends so that she could get a job - without thanking or paying us for all our work. After she promised us that she would." Errol: "What a jezebel!"

jezebel by Mr. DL November 19, 2013