Mr. Canyon's definitions

Dude milk

The creamy goo ejected from one's throbbing freudian manhood (penis) during an orgasm, either with a hot to trot partner or with rosy palm and her 5 fingers.

Hawt Dizzayum !!! I got Dude milk all over my jeans after I was readin' that hot new issue of playdude!

by Mr. Canyon November 1, 2005

Bedtime Blunder

When one's roommate catches one in midst of a masturbatory act during the nighttime, caused by the fallacious assumption that the roommate will not be awakened by the sounds of shaking bedposts and heavy breathing.

Dude!... my roommate made a bedtime blunder yesterday and woke me up!

by Mr. Canyon September 5, 2006

jizz bubble

1. A contemptible individual, an assclown.

2. When semen is expelled so rapidly it becomes aerated.

1. My boss is a real jizz bubble. He criticizes me in front of other people every goddamned day.

2. Holy Shit!! I banged my girl so hard I got a jizz bubble!!

by Mr. Canyon September 7, 2006