Definitions by Mr. Canyon

jizz bubble 

1. A contemptible individual, an assclown.

2. When semen is expelled so rapidly it becomes aerated.

1. My boss is a real jizz bubble. He criticizes me in front of other people every goddamned day.

2. Holy Shit!! I banged my girl so hard I got a jizz bubble!!

jizz bubble by Mr. Canyon September 7, 2006

Bedtime Blunder 

When one's roommate catches one in midst of a masturbatory act during the nighttime, caused by the fallacious assumption that the roommate will not be awakened by the sounds of shaking bedposts and heavy breathing.

Dude!... my roommate made a bedtime blunder yesterday and woke me up!

Bedtime Blunder by Mr. Canyon September 5, 2006

Dude milk

The creamy goo ejected from one's throbbing freudian manhood (penis) during an orgasm, either with a hot to trot partner or with rosy palm and her 5 fingers.

Hawt Dizzayum !!! I got Dude milk all over my jeans after I was readin' that hot new issue of playdude!

Dude milk by Mr. Canyon November 1, 2005