Mr special 's definitions

soccermomswholiketotakeituptheass

A gathering of milfs who are in great shape

"So what was the PTA meeting like?"
"Total soccermomswholiketotakeituptheass."

by Mr Special September 10, 2021

Betty

A female.

This woman walked up to me and I was like "Hello Betty!"

by Mr Special July 15, 2019

RBNR

Really But Not Really

When I'm out all I think about is balling every good looking woman I see. Then I'll get to talking with them and reality sets in and I'm like RBNR

by Mr Special March 17, 2021

tis

To answer in the affirmative

"Is your cock ready to rock?"
"Tis."

by Mr Special August 16, 2019

Yeeh

What total slack jawed losers say instead of yes or yeah. Usually uttered by placing the tongue on the back of their bottom teeth while pushing their lower mandible forward like some throwback hairy fucking ape.

"Dude did you just shit your pants?"
"Yeeh"

by Mr Special August 16, 2019

What am I doing here?

To ponder the now versus the why.

"Dude you've made bank. Why are you still working?"
"Right? What am I doing here?"

"Hey your wife is passed away. Why do you still live here? Hit the road!"
"Yeah, what am I doing here.?"

"How many times are you gonna let him treat you like that?"
"I know. What am I doing here?"

by Mr Special October 20, 2019

open all the windows

A euphemism for letting the sun and air back into your life. To decide to move forward with a positive attitude.

"Wow you're looking better today."
"I woke up this morning and decided to open all the windows."

"Let's go out tonight."
"Really?"
"You bet. We"ll go to your place, open all the windows and get you looking great."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019