Definitions by Mr special

WTFG 

Way To Fucking Go

"Dude! Did you see her skate to the bridge railing then 1 and 1/2 pike into the lake?"
"Yeah! I was like WTFG!"

"She sent me the most awesome pictures and I sent her back WTFG!"

WTFG by Mr Special September 29, 2021

soccermomswholiketotakeituptheass 

A gathering of milfs who are in great shape

"So what was the PTA meeting like?"
"Total soccermomswholiketotakeituptheass."

soccermomswholiketotakeituptheass by Mr Special September 10, 2021

speaking for itself

To ejaculate unexpectedly

I was getting so worked up then bam! My dick started speaking for itself.

speaking for itself by Mr Special September 10, 2021

NOTP 

Nothing On The Phone

Who was last night? Have you called her?
Too early. NOTP. Strictly USPS mail for now.
Good call. No pun intended.

NOTP by Mr Special March 20, 2021

JBC 

Just because.

Dude I was so trashed I wrote JBC thinking just because was three words.

That's kinda funny.
Yeah but I also ordered a JBC self inking stamp.

JBC by Mr Special March 18, 2021

HAEUO 

He always ends up obsessing

That guys cute.
Yeah but HAEUO.

You guys are made for each other. You gonna go out again?
No. Cause HAEUO.

HAEUO by Mr Special March 18, 2021

RBNR 

Really But Not Really

When I'm out all I think about is balling every good looking woman I see. Then I'll get to talking with them and reality sets in and I'm like RBNR

RBNR by Mr Special March 17, 2021