sir real

A guy who is completely spaced.

"Dude that guy is so wasted. Who is he?
"Sir Real."

by Mr Special July 08, 2019

RBNR

Really But Not Really

When I'm out all I think about is balling every good looking woman I see. Then I'll get to talking with them and reality sets in and I'm like RBNR

by Mr Special March 17, 2021

bitchorslut

A slut sleeps with everyone and a bitch sleeps with everyone but you

"Do you see the girl I just met over there? What do you think? Bitchorslut?"

"That bitch? Based on my experience she'll probably sleep with you."

How was your date? Slutorbitch?"
"Slut."
"That bitch!"

by Mr Special July 08, 2019

What am I doing here?

To ponder the now versus the why.

"Dude you've made bank. Why are you still working?"
"Right? What am I doing here?"

"Hey your wife is passed away. Why do you still live here? Hit the road!"
"Yeah, what am I doing here.?"

"How many times are you gonna let him treat you like that?"
"I know. What am I doing here?"

by Mr Special October 20, 2019

speaking for itself

To ejaculate unexpectedly

I was getting so worked up then bam! My dick started speaking for itself.

by Mr Special September 11, 2021

international fantasy

Being with three women that don't speak your language nor any language that any two of you understand.

"Dude who are these women and what are they saying?"
"I don't know either but last night was an international fantasy."

"I met three women in the hotel bar last night. None of them spoke English or any common laguage."
"Holy shit dude!"
"I know right? We went up to my room and It was an international fantasy.

by Mr Special September 05, 2018

Carcamping

Euphemism for living in your car

"Let's go to your pad and ball."
"I'm carcamping tonight."

"How much is your rent?"
"Right now I'm carcamping."

by Mr Special August 17, 2019