Mr X's definitions

qwerty

A keyboard originally created to slow down typists in the old days of typewriters becuase they broke the typewriters by typing too fast. Now there isn's a problem of breaking a keyboard but it is still used and is the same design that was used to slow down those typists decades ago. Why it is still in use is a mystery.

Those typists are breaking all the typewriters by typing too fast, what should we do?
Invent a qwerty key layout to slow them down

by mr x February 11, 2004

the curse

a watery sensation around your arm pit area, usually build by excessive sweating.

JD's curse was so bad he need prescription deodorant to make things better for himself.

by mr x November 28, 2004

cunting cunt

One whom is not merely a cunt, but a cunting cunt.

Why is it that all chavs are cunting cunts?

by Mr x March 21, 2004

dragon ball z

stupid show where people who just have taken many laxitives, get pre-relief for constipation. once they have seen the show(which helps them power up) then they complete the delecate task of ejecting their constipated feces.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaaaa ohhhhhh yeah! relief from my bloated constipation! metumucipal works great, thanks to drangon ball z!

by mr X June 9, 2004

blob

a common name for a condom

jonny : yeah I did bang her
Steve : did you use a blob?

by mr X May 13, 2005

b-t-2-3

1.A time of biblical proportions when robots roamed the earth and enslaved humans for the sole purpose of breeding monkeys.
2.Superior being
3.A well known brand of peanut cooker
4.All of the above

'bt23 will rule us all!!'

by MR X June 21, 2006

Endosex

Being married for 10 years or more

My partner has given me endosex and the intimate bedroom games have been canned .

The meaning of Endosex " Being married for 10 years " or more can be attributed to the caller on the 2gb Ben Fordham show, on Monday 7th September, 2020

by Mr X September 6, 2020