Definitions by Mr Wolf
CITY TITTIES
City titties are the raised, reflective markers used to separate city traffic lanes. They make the distinctive thump, thump, thump, sound as you drive to the outer edges of a lane. They assist the daydreaming or drunk driver that they are going adrift in a sea of concrete.
Mr Wolf gets super annoyed when a driver rides the city titties hard and cause the passengers dental filings to fall out.
After leaving the bar, Kimster used the city titties to get out of the city to the safety of country roads.
Steve is convinced that city titties were put on the road to piss him off daily.
After leaving the bar, Kimster used the city titties to get out of the city to the safety of country roads.
Steve is convinced that city titties were put on the road to piss him off daily.
CITY TITTIES by MR WOLF January 24, 2008
DUDE BENCH
The set of chairs or bench at the front of a store. This is where men who are with their women can sit to avoid as much of shoping experience as possible. The dudes will wait there until picked up on the womans way out of the store.
"Honey, I'll wait for you here at the dude bench."
Wolf went to the outlet mall with his SO (significant other), but spent most of the time on a dude bench watching other female shoppers.
"Sweetie, I'm tired so I'm take a rest on the dude bench."
Wolf went to the outlet mall with his SO (significant other), but spent most of the time on a dude bench watching other female shoppers.
"Sweetie, I'm tired so I'm take a rest on the dude bench."
DUDE BENCH by MR WOLF October 23, 2007
Holmeski
Monica Lewinsky said to her short lived sugar daddy, Bill Clinton, "What's up holmeski?"
"Hey holmeski, what's happen' back at the get toe?"
"Hey holmeski, what's happen' back at the get toe?"
INDIANS? DOT OR FEATHER?
When discussing Indians there is often confusion about who you're talking about, native Americans or people from India. To clarify the matter you can ask, "Dot or feather?" The feather refering to native Americans or dot, referring to the red dot worn by Indian women.
Judy said, "I was downtown and a large group of Indians were in the park."
Chesney replied, "Indians? Dot or feather?"
Judy replied, "Feathers."
Steve said, "There's a new Indian TV channel on Direct."
Tilt replied, "Dot or feather?"
Steve, "Dot, lots of dots."
Chesney replied, "Indians? Dot or feather?"
Judy replied, "Feathers."
Steve said, "There's a new Indian TV channel on Direct."
Tilt replied, "Dot or feather?"
Steve, "Dot, lots of dots."
INDIANS? DOT OR FEATHER? by MR WOLF September 17, 2007
BUBBA Q
Southern combination of bubba and barbeque. A gathering of your best buddies (bubbas) and having a throw down barb-b-q. A mixture of massive amounts of beer, meat, cooking smoke, cigrettes, and unusually large men and women. After eating at the Bubba Q there will be redneck games that cause injury.
"Hey Shorty, we're having a Bubba Q at Timbo's Friday night. Bring a full cooler of Keystone Light."
"Jessica got naked at Wolf's Bubba Q last night."
"It was all fun at the Bubba Q until the hunting jeep rolled over. My favorite shotgun fell in the river."
"Jessica got naked at Wolf's Bubba Q last night."
"It was all fun at the Bubba Q until the hunting jeep rolled over. My favorite shotgun fell in the river."
CAJUN COINS
Coins that you see or find on the ground that have been exposed to the elements so long they are black (cajun cooking does a lot of "blacked" this or that).
"Grandpaw was looking for money and he found some cajun coins, a quarter and three pennies."
"I barely saw the cajun nickle on the ground cause it was so dark."
"They may be black, but cajun coins spend as good as shiny ones."
"I barely saw the cajun nickle on the ground cause it was so dark."
"They may be black, but cajun coins spend as good as shiny ones."
CAJUN COINS by MR WOLF September 9, 2007
KUDO TRICKLE DOWN THEORY
When you finish something big at work that gets recognized by the top brass you're not recognized for doing the work. Your boss's boss is given the full amount of kudos and they in turn give a reduced amount of kudos to your immediate boss. By the time you get recognized there are only one or two kudos left.
"Jack suffered the full loss of the kudo trickle down theory after slaving on that project for six months. He got the last remaining kudo left. What a shame."
"Stacy only got a pat on the back from the remains of the kudo trickle down theory. All that work for one kudo."
"Stacy only got a pat on the back from the remains of the kudo trickle down theory. All that work for one kudo."
KUDO TRICKLE DOWN THEORY by MR WOLF September 9, 2007