Mr Tango Jones's definitions

Mischievite

n. someone who is mischievous

The kids were running around the backyard, screaming and laughing and behaving like a bunch of little mischievites.

by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010

Chickenembryolicious

adj. delicious (referring specifically to a dish made with eggs)

Mmmm-mm! Man, what an omelette - that was chickenembryolicious!

by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010

Cuntfish

Nickname for mussels, a shellfish (specifically a mollusc) with a vaguely jaundiced and vaginal appearance, and a taste and smell not dissimilar to quif.

"Aargh matey, we be fishin' fer cuntfish - the twats o'the sea! Yeller as a smackhead 'n' smellin' like quif! AAARGH!"

by Mr Tango Jones November 20, 2009

Mind Graffiti

n. various notes, ideas, sketches, etc. jotted down in a random and disorderly manner

While waiting for the next train, I was jotting down stuff in my notebook, such as a grocery list, song ideas, happy faces, and other mind graffiti.

by Mr Tango Jones January 10, 2010

Angel Spit

Baby drool

My 6-month-old son was fast asleep, a trickle of angel spit rolling down his chin.

by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010

Spit of the angels

rain

I found myself walking through the rain storm, with the spit of the angels dampening my head.

by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010

Amber Wine

Beer, esp. a light variety (e.g. ale, lager, etc.)

Ah, Saturday afternoon on the patio - crack me open an amber wine!

by Mr Tango Jones November 20, 2009