tis

"Is your cock ready to rock?"
"Tis."
by Mr Special August 17, 2019
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The one that got away

A reference to a person that could have been the true love of your life. A reference to a person you always wonder "What if...?"
"Dude! Who is that girl over there talking to your girlfriend? She is so hot!"
"The one that got away."

"Girl who's that handsome guy talking to your husband?"
"The one that got away."
by Mr Special August 18, 2019
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soannoying

A person that is better looking or nicer or creative or more anything you can think of that will not have sex with you.
"Who was that guy talking with you? He was so handsome and polite."
"Soannoying."

"Dude! That blonde goth girl? She's so hot! She made her costume! Do you know her?"
"She's soannoying."
by Mr Special July 08, 2019
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SUI

I woke up to a new soundbar, sub woofer with satellite speakers for the smart TV and a new karaoke machine. I must have left the bar then SUI
by Mr Special March 17, 2021
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Sta

A Sta was a girl. A pretty blonde girl. A lovely girl. The prettiest girl in the tri-counties. If you knew Sta you know how lucky you were. You will miss her first thing in the morning and the last thing at night. There was only one and her memory will never leave the minds of us left behind.
"I miss Sta so much."
"Me too."
"Me too."
"We all do."
by Mr Special September 11, 2018
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our high school reunion

Your high school reunion goals will vary.
5 years: look like you drove straight from the beach, toast your dead friends, drain the bar, get laid.
10 years: own it, crush it, get blown repeatedly.
20 years: arrive late, sit down with your remaining friends who saved you a seat and ordered your favorite cocktail, get blown at the reunion and shag in the hotel.
30 years: get a room, bring color coded wrist bands and hand them out to the girls you want to blow you, tug you, bang etc.
Her: "Hi! I'm so glad you made it to our high school reunion!"
You: "Where's the bar? Your ass looks great! You got a room? Here's a wrist band."
by Mr Special September 11, 2018
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into archeology

Being into older women.
" WTF? He's banging his mother in law?"
"Hey, he's into archeology.

"Your date is your step-grandmother?"
"Yup."
"How into archeoloy are you?"
by Mr Special September 11, 2018
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