Mr Special's definitions

RBNR

Really But Not Really

When I'm out all I think about is balling every good looking woman I see. Then I'll get to talking with them and reality sets in and I'm like RBNR

by Mr Special March 17, 2021

soccermomswholiketotakeituptheass

A gathering of milfs who are in great shape

"So what was the PTA meeting like?"
"Total soccermomswholiketotakeituptheass."

by Mr Special September 10, 2021

gothchickinacrownvic

A girl that refuses to submit to society's norms but expects everyone to bend to her will. Exemplified by her goth lifestyle and her driving a Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor.

"That blonde goth girl will let me buy her drinks if I stay the fuck away from her."

"Yeah she's a gothchickinacrownvic."

by Mr Special July 8, 2019

dick in drawer

When you pull out after fucking her on your desk then close the desk drawer on your dick

"Oh baby!"
"Arggggg!!!"
"Let's go again."
"Can't, dick in drawer!"

by Mr Special August 16, 2019

Short strokes

Near completion

"Are you finished jacking off?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."

"How's dinner coming?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019

sir real

A guy who is completely spaced.

"Dude that guy is so wasted. Who is he?
"Sir Real."

by Mr Special July 8, 2019

open all the windows

A euphemism for letting the sun and air back into your life. To decide to move forward with a positive attitude.

"Wow you're looking better today."
"I woke up this morning and decided to open all the windows."

"Let's go out tonight."
"Really?"
"You bet. We"ll go to your place, open all the windows and get you looking great."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019