Mr Spanky Pants's definitions

fluff-sniffer

A paedophile, either in thought or deed.

"Mummy, Mummy, that nasty man was looking at me strangely again."

"Don't worry, if that bastard fluff-sniffer comes near you again, just pepper-spray his beady eyes out."

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

Papercutter

One who fantasizes about or practices sexual intercourse with very young girls.

Derived from papercut.

That guy looks wierd, I bet he's a papercutter.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

Merkan

Derogatory term for a citizen of the United States of America. Sometimes spelled mercan.

Merkans make me sick to my stomach!

Your average merkan is about as intelligent as a brick.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

Emergency Pants

A pair of loose-fitting trousers, typically with a draw-string and brown in colour. Usually used before or immediately after a big meal to allow for bloating, or to avoid damage to your other clothes during a case of the squits.

The pizza was of Roman proportions, but luckily I was wearing my emergency pants

I was so ill I shat myself, thank goodness for my emergency pants!

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

Roman

Replusively large or loud.

Your penis is positively Roman!

The Roman empire was very Roman.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

Gumpter

A fool or madman. Usually used to highlight extreme cases of lunacy and/or stupidity.

Look at that Gumpter eating his own shoes! Hey, Gumpter, put the fucking shoes down!

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006