Definitions by Mr Spanky Pants

Papercutter 

One who fantasizes about or practices sexual intercourse with very young girls.

Derived from papercut.

That guy looks wierd, I bet he's a papercutter.

Papercutter by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

fluff-sniffer 

A paedophile, either in thought or deed.

"Mummy, Mummy, that nasty man was looking at me strangely again."

"Don't worry, if that bastard fluff-sniffer comes near you again, just pepper-spray his beady eyes out."

fluff-sniffer by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

Cheeseonomic

Relating to great value dairy products, especially cheeses.

300g of cheddar for £1? That's really cheeseonomic.

The wine was quite expensive, but there were some good cheeseonomics at play.

Cheeseonomic by Mr Spanky Pants August 5, 2006

Roup 

Emergency food made by boiling rice and adding powdered soup (usually vegetable or chicken).

Word derives from a merging of 'rice' and 'soup'.

I hadn't had a chance to do any shopping, so I made some roup. It was delicious.

Roup by Mr Spanky Pants August 5, 2006

Enron 

Used to describe the most 'wrong', i.e. evil or grotesque, things imaginable.

Raping babies is just fucking enron, man.

Nigel: Sometimes I think about drinking my own pee-pee.

Dicky: Nigel, you are enron.

Enron by Mr Spanky Pants August 4, 2006

blog 

To ramble or chatter inanely, especially about oneself.

Derived from an abbreviation of webblog, an internet diary where people ramble on inanely, usually about themselves.

"Stop me if I'm blogging..."

"Mike's so boring, he's such a blogger."

blog by Mr Spanky Pants August 4, 2006