Gumpter

A fool or madman. Usually used to highlight extreme cases of lunacy and/or stupidity.

Look at that Gumpter eating his own shoes! Hey, Gumpter, put the fucking shoes down!

by Mr Spanky Pants August 07, 2006

Papercut

Euphemism for a very small vaginal opening.

The size of Nigel's member was clearly causing her papercut to tear.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 07, 2006

blog

To ramble or chatter inanely, especially about oneself.

Derived from an abbreviation of webblog, an internet diary where people ramble on inanely, usually about themselves.

"Stop me if I'm blogging..."

"Mike's so boring, he's such a blogger."

by Mr Spanky Pants August 04, 2006

Merkan

Derogatory term for a citizen of the United States of America. Sometimes spelled mercan.

Merkans make me sick to my stomach!

Your average merkan is about as intelligent as a brick.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 07, 2006

Emergency Pants

A pair of loose-fitting trousers, typically with a draw-string and brown in colour. Usually used before or immediately after a big meal to allow for bloating, or to avoid damage to your other clothes during a case of the squits.

The pizza was of Roman proportions, but luckily I was wearing my emergency pants

I was so ill I shat myself, thank goodness for my emergency pants!

by Mr Spanky Pants August 07, 2006

Mercan

Derogatory term for a citizen of the United States of America. Sometimes spelled merkan.

Look at the size of that mercan! He must've eaten his children for breakfast!

Mercans' ignorance makes me cringe.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 07, 2006