Release the Kracken

To defacate, usually urgently or in desparation.

Derived from the Kracken of ancient Greek legend - a huge sea monster which resembled a floater.

Holy fuck, I really need to release the Kracken.

Hey Man, I wouldn't go in there for a while - I've just released the Kracken.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 07, 2006

Roup

Emergency food made by boiling rice and adding powdered soup (usually vegetable or chicken).

Word derives from a merging of 'rice' and 'soup'.

I hadn't had a chance to do any shopping, so I made some roup. It was delicious.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 05, 2006

Enron

Used to describe the most 'wrong', i.e. evil or grotesque, things imaginable.

Raping babies is just fucking enron, man.

Nigel: Sometimes I think about drinking my own pee-pee.

Dicky: Nigel, you are enron.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 04, 2006

Cheeseonomic

Relating to great value dairy products, especially cheeses.

300g of cheddar for £1? That's really cheeseonomic.

The wine was quite expensive, but there were some good cheeseonomics at play.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 05, 2006

Papercutter

One who fantasizes about or practices sexual intercourse with very young girls.

Derived from papercut.

That guy looks wierd, I bet he's a papercutter.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 07, 2006

fluff-sniffer

A paedophile, either in thought or deed.

"Mummy, Mummy, that nasty man was looking at me strangely again."

"Don't worry, if that bastard fluff-sniffer comes near you again, just pepper-spray his beady eyes out."

by Mr Spanky Pants August 07, 2006

Roman

Replusively large or loud.

Your penis is positively Roman!

The Roman empire was very Roman.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 07, 2006