13 definitions by Mr Spanky Pants

Merkan

Derogatory term for a citizen of the United States of America. Sometimes spelled mercan.

Merkans make me sick to my stomach!

Your average merkan is about as intelligent as a brick.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

The size of Nigel's member was clearly causing her papercut to tear.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

Used to describe the most 'wrong', i.e. evil or grotesque, things imaginable.

Raping babies is just fucking enron, man.

Nigel: Sometimes I think about drinking my own pee-pee.

Dicky: Nigel, you are enron.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 4, 2006

Relating to great value dairy products, especially cheeses.

300g of cheddar for £1? That's really cheeseonomic.

The wine was quite expensive, but there were some good cheeseonomics at play.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 5, 2006

To defacate, usually urgently or in desparation.

Derived from the Kracken of ancient Greek legend - a huge sea monster which resembled a floater.

Holy fuck, I really need to release the Kracken.

Hey Man, I wouldn't go in there for a while - I've just released the Kracken.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

Derogatory term for a citizen of the United States of America. Sometimes spelled merkan.

Look at the size of that mercan! He must've eaten his children for breakfast!

Mercans' ignorance makes me cringe.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

One who fantasizes about or practices sexual intercourse with very young girls.

Derived from papercut.

That guy looks wierd, I bet he's a papercutter.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006