Cheeseonomic

Relating to great value dairy products, especially cheeses.
300g of cheddar for £1? That's really cheeseonomic.

The wine was quite expensive, but there were some good cheeseonomics at play.
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Mercan

Derogatory term for a citizen of the United States of America. Sometimes spelled merkan.
Look at the size of that mercan! He must've eaten his children for breakfast!

Mercans' ignorance makes me cringe.
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Papercutter

One who fantasizes about or practices sexual intercourse with very young girls.

Derived from papercut.
That guy looks wierd, I bet he's a papercutter.
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Roman

Replusively large or loud.
Your penis is positively Roman!

The Roman empire was very Roman.
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fluff-sniffer

"Mummy, Mummy, that nasty man was looking at me strangely again."

"Don't worry, if that bastard fluff-sniffer comes near you again, just pepper-spray his beady eyes out."
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Release the Kracken

To defacate, usually urgently or in desparation.

Derived from the Kracken of ancient Greek legend - a huge sea monster which resembled a floater.
Holy fuck, I really need to release the Kracken.

Hey Man, I wouldn't go in there for a while - I've just released the Kracken.
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Roup

Emergency food made by boiling rice and adding powdered soup (usually vegetable or chicken).

Word derives from a merging of 'rice' and 'soup'.
I hadn't had a chance to do any shopping, so I made some roup. It was delicious.
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