Mr Spanky Pants's definitions

Enron

Used to describe the most 'wrong', i.e. evil or grotesque, things imaginable.

Raping babies is just fucking enron, man.

Nigel: Sometimes I think about drinking my own pee-pee.

Dicky: Nigel, you are enron.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 4, 2006

Roup

Emergency food made by boiling rice and adding powdered soup (usually vegetable or chicken).

Word derives from a merging of 'rice' and 'soup'.

I hadn't had a chance to do any shopping, so I made some roup. It was delicious.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 5, 2006

Release the Kracken

To defacate, usually urgently or in desparation.

Derived from the Kracken of ancient Greek legend - a huge sea monster which resembled a floater.

Holy fuck, I really need to release the Kracken.

Hey Man, I wouldn't go in there for a while - I've just released the Kracken.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

Cheeseonomic

Relating to great value dairy products, especially cheeses.

300g of cheddar for £1? That's really cheeseonomic.

The wine was quite expensive, but there were some good cheeseonomics at play.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 5, 2006

Mercan

Derogatory term for a citizen of the United States of America. Sometimes spelled merkan.

Look at the size of that mercan! He must've eaten his children for breakfast!

Mercans' ignorance makes me cringe.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

blog

To ramble or chatter inanely, especially about oneself.

Derived from an abbreviation of webblog, an internet diary where people ramble on inanely, usually about themselves.

"Stop me if I'm blogging..."

"Mike's so boring, he's such a blogger."

by Mr Spanky Pants August 4, 2006

Papercut

Euphemism for a very small vaginal opening.

The size of Nigel's member was clearly causing her papercut to tear.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006